TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"

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  1. cooleddie74

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    LEAH:I'm already offended and angered beyond BELIEF...so I'm not going to make it even worse by asking why she has a tail.
     
  2. cooleddie74

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    DATA UNPLUGGED


    (and slowly powering down)
     
  3. B.J.

    B.J. Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Geordi, sit down. I want to sing a little song that, uh, kept me going when I had troubles.

    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    But it wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster!

    Rock lobster.

    ROCK LOBSTER!

    heheheheh. Yeah, you're gonna be okay.

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyd2aNW-BR8 :D)
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    And now, sir...

    for your listening enjoyment...

    My rendition on acoustic guitar of the pop classic from the end of the 20th century entitled "SMACK MY BITCH UP."
     
  5. Tom Riley

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    Geordi: I swear, I didn't know she was your twin! I thought she was you!
     
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    Brahms: Don't you know that you'll go blind if you keep recreating people on the holodeck? Oh, wait, nevermind.

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    Data: Someone left the cake out in the rain ... and the recipe is no longer in my databanks ...
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    LEAH: Geordie!!!!

    GEORDIE: I....ah.....must have opened one of Reg's files by mistake.
     
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  8. cooleddie74

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    LEAH:Since WHEN do I wear green Christmas felt?! I stopped that nasty habit when I sobered up after college!!
     
  9. cooleddie74

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    (Shouting) I have got blisters on me artificial epidermis!!!!
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Data: "Sonny Clemens told me, 'You might not make much money in music, son, but you'll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.' Really, though, Spot seems quite sufficient..."
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    And now, in tribute to my good friend from the late 20th century L.Q. "Sonny" Clemmonds, I will perform his most famous hit...

    'Beat My Truck and Drove My Wife to Kill the Dog.'


    Enjoy.
     
  12. carlmarx

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    And now a personal interpretation of a composition belonging to a famous musician from late 20th century.

    Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me.
    Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me, you who I paradoxically view as a friendly acquaintance.
    Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me.
    Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me repeatedly.
     
  13. carlmarx

    carlmarx Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Leah: "Geordi LaForge, what have you been up to???? Have you been drinking again????? You no good, good for nothing..."
    Geordi: "Number 500?????"
     
  14. cooleddie74

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    DATA: Number 9.2222245101...

    Number 9.2222245101...

    Number 9.2222245101...

    Number 9.2222245101...

    Number 9.2222245101...


    My positrons are standing still.
     
  15. cooleddie74

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    LEAH:If you EVER want to marry and have kids with me, you'd BETTER start by giving my holoreplica bigger tits!!
     
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    Data: "Puff, the prestidigitational dragon....."
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    99 positronic emotion chips on the wall...

    99 emotion chips...

    Take one down...

    Install it in my prefrontal cortex...




    98 positronic emotion chips on the wall!!
     
  18. cooleddie74

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    LEAH: So THIS is what you do with your spare time?

    No wonder you're blind.

    All that spanking would rid an entire CIVILIZATION of its eyesight.
     
  19. Diesel Micky Dolenz

    Diesel Micky Dolenz Captain Captain

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    Brahms: "No, I wouldn't be happier if you'd given me 'pokies'!"
     
  20. Gil T.Azell

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    This is a month old are the winners going to be annouced, or can we close this??
     

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