TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"

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  1. cooleddie74

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    LEAH: And WHY does she come programmed with TWO vaginas and THREE nipples?!


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    Ronco Records Presents:

    SONGS IN THE KEY OF POSITRON
     
  2. Alrik

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    HEY, HEY, A WIN! Thanks! :techman:

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    Geordi (OS): "Have you taken up classical?"

    Data: "Close. It is 'Little Guitars' by Van Halen."
     
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    Data: "Now that I have mastered 'Back in Black', I shall begin work on 'I wanna Rock'."
     
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    Picard (OS, holding a lit Bic Lighter) "FREEBIRD!"
     
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    Data: "I call this one 'Wesley's Anus', because it is loose in structure and sounds intriguing ..."
     
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    Data: "Love, love me do; You know I love you; I'll always be true ..."
    Data, Worf, Geordi, and Riker: "So pleeee-hee-hee-heeeeee-ees ..."
    Data: "Love me do-oo; Oh-oh, love me do ..."
     
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    Data: "I have mastered all of the works of 'Sonny Clemonds', but I still can not figure out the meaning of 'low milage pit woofie'."
     
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    Data: "Blinded by the light ... wrapped like a douche, another roller in the night ..."
    <Geordi moves to correct Data, but Riker stops him.>
     
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    The new Esteban 5000 holographic guitar.

    Now available on Home Shopping Network for just one thousand credits!
     
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    LEAH:When you said something in the transporter room about "longing to double your pleasure," I ASSUMED you meant you had a fetish for gum!!

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    DATA: I hope you enjoy my performance, sir.

    This is a long-forgotten pop selection from 1990s Earth entitled "Used to Love Her, But I Had to Kill Her."
     
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    Data: "Practice, practice, practice. But it will be worth it to see the delighted look on Worf's face when I introduce a 1930's-style singing cowboy into his 'Old West' holodeck simulation."
     
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    Data always whooped everyone else's asses at GUITAR HERO: ADAM & THE SPACE HIPPIES Edition.
     
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    LEAH:She doesn't even LOOK like me!

    Since WHEN do I have cankles and a tramp stamp?!
     
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    Data (singing): "So my girl got killed by an oil slick and my cat coughed up a hairball..."
     
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    Data (singing like Jim Croce): So I'll have to say I love you in a Noonien Soong....
     
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    Data's Playlist:

    Cat's In the Cradle

    Boy Named Sue

    Poppa Was a Rolling Stone

    Papa, Can You Hear Me?

    Father of Mine
     
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    Data, head twitching: "Historical records indicate ... I will not be a true 'rock star' ... until I have a groupie do a line of cocaine off my penis."
    Picard: "Finest kind."
     
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    Where, where, are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over,
    And thought I found true love.
    You met another and
    Phht! you were gone.
     
  19. John Picard

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    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: WINNAR!
     
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    Nero, singing like Enrique Iglesias: I can be your Nero baby....