TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"

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  1. cultcross

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    That's all for contest #164, and it's time to announce [highlight]THE WINNERS!!![/highlight]

    For the first image, we have:

    And for the second,



    With photoshop winner:

    :lol: :lol: Well done to everyone who entered!!

    This contest's images are as follows. MORBO DEMANDS CAPTIONS.

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  2. Holdfast

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    No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!
     
  3. Shatmandu

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    Hey, a win! That's a nice gift!


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  8. Rat Boy

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    ^ W.I.N.

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  12. Triskelion

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    I'm sure that only applies to amateurs.
     
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