TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury'

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  1. cooleddie74

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    RO:HEY...

    stop bogarting all the grapes and prune juice!


    GEORDI: Yeah!!

    Some of US would like explosive diarrhea too, you know!!
     
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  3. cooleddie74

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    LaForge: "One day I'll command my own galaxy class starship. I will be a great explorer."

    Worf: "One day I'll command my own battle crusier. My victorys will be sung about for eons."

    Ro: "One day I'll command my own colonial battlestar. I will be gun down by my inhuman lesbian lover."

    :lol:
     
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    Geordi: "Klaatu barada nikto!!! Klaatu barada nikto!!!"


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  8. cooleddie74

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    RO: Worf!!!

    Can you tell us where Commander Riker went?


    GEORDI: YEAH!

    He has my ballgag and we need it back!!
     
  9. cooleddie74

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    DATA:It is not REALLY all in the servo-driven and positronically-controlled wrist, you know.
     
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    Data: "And you assure me this is typical male sexual behavior?"
    Riker: "Trust me Data -- the floors on Holodeck 3 aren't sticky from synthacola."
     
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    WORF:"SHUT UP, guys!!

    QUIET...

    I'm trying to hear Commander Riker suck at playing the trombone!!"
     
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    DATA:These dice are not loaded, Commander.

    But I sure as hell AM.
     
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