TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury'

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  1. jep

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    He'll make an interesting display."


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    It was the last time Data shut down for a rest cycle when Riker had been drinking.
     
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    Help us Worf! We can't stash any food!

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    RO:"Worf?

    HELLO?

    Can you help Geordi and I settle a wager?

    Commander LaForge thinks your head looks like a fanny...but I say it looks more like an Arcturian crab!"
     
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  9. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    La Forge: PRUNE - JUICE - MAKES - YOU - LAME!!! LAAAAAAMMMMMUUUUHHH!!!
    Ro: PRUNE - JUICE - EQUALS - @$$HOLE!!!
     
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    Ro: (As she gooses him)"Come on baby you know you like it you know want it, Ro's all yours baby"

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    Data: "OH yeah she took it all the way...."

    Worf: "Impressive"

    Riker: "Nice.."

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    Ro: No, I don't think even my sportsbra is going to cover that fanny head.


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    Data: Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.
    Worf: <detaches Data's head, then his arm, and scratches himself with it>
     
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    Unfortunately for Geordi and Ro, Worf thought all that Ghost Hunters stuff was bullshit.

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    Riker: "Data, you play craps with dice, not actual crap."

    Data: "Then I shall return this to Lieutenant Worf."

    Worf: "No, no; keep it."
     
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    Worf didn't want to be rude.

    But Ro and Geordi's karaoke version of 'Wind Beneath My Wings' just plain SUCKED.
     
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    DATA:Come on...make an inebriated android happy, Commander!

    Sing into my invisible microphone...
     
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    LaForge; Worf, your head's covered in lumps.
    Worf; Has anyone else noticed?
    Ro; Well it's pretty hard to miss.
    Worf; Bastards! They would have let me walk around all day looking like this.

    (Original credit Alexei Sayle :p)