TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury'

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  1. cultcross

    cultcross The truth is precisely the opposite Moderator

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    That's it for contest 163, and time for [highlight]THE WINNERS![/highlight]

    For our first image,


    And the second, a late winner with:


    Just seemed to fit the expressions perfectly :D
    And not to forget our new thread meme, my favourite of the Concussion Picard entries:

    Photoshop award to:


    :lol: :lol: well done everybody who entered!

    Onto this time's images:

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  2. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Riker: Yes, Track 29.
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    Seeing that Worf was about to comment on Geordi's strange balloon hat, Ro gave him a quick elbow to the ribs.


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    Riker was pleased that Data had learnt the lesson so well. Data was feeling pretty smug about it too. Worf thought they were both without honor.
     
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    Hey, a win! Thank you!

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    Worf was not surprised to learn that Geordi's thought balloons were almost always empty.
     
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    Regardless of how many times Data and Riker showed Worf, he simply could not get the whole idea of "One Potato, Two Potato".
     
  10. Triskelion

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    Worf, upon hearing Data's invocation of the aphorism, "Baby needs a new pair of shoes" followed by the dice roll and self-satisfied snapping of the fingers: "What a douche."

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    RO: "Hey...Lieutenant?

    Can I borrow some of those grapes?

    Commander LaForge wants to see me do my famous 'Groin Trick.' "
     
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    Geordi (thinking) "Why me? I bet if Riker was in my place, Ro's clothes wouldn't have phased out along with her".
     
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    Ro: "And is muskier than yours."

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    Worf: "I cannot. He is correct."
     
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    Riker: "Data, do you have any idea how difficult it is to get a hard eight?"

    Data: "Tasha had no problems getting one last night. BOOYOW!!!!"

    Worf: "New shooter coming out, indeed."


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    RIKER: Come on Worf, hand jive with us!!!!
     
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    GEORDIE: Uh, we're not invisible anymore.

    RO: Gotta go!
     
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    Ro and Geordi: "Don't drink it Worf!!! Data dropped some roofies in it while you weren't looking!!!"


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