TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

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  1. cooleddie74

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    Half my graduating class died in the Cardassian or Tzenkethi wars. This is getting damned depressing."
     
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    Tell me, Counselor, should I use a chronological approach to my archeology speech, or -
    <Troi slaps the back of his head>
    There can be no justice so long as laws are -
    <Troi slaps the back of his head>
    With the first link, a chain is forged -
    <Troi slaps the back of his head>
    THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS -
    <Troi slaps the back of his head>
    THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE -
    <Troi slaps the back of his head>
    I'm Gloria. From Cleveland.
    <Troi moves to slap the back of his head, then doesn't>
     
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    Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
    <Troi slaps the back of his head>
    Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..."
     
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  8. cooleddie74

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    PICARD: Bloody HELL.

    I think Admiral Nechayev just RickRolled me.
     
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    I'm busy all the time.

    And...stuff."
     
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    T: Sir, I don't think the ship's visual pickups are meant to be used this way....
    P: She's a doctor. She ought to be used to clinical scrutiny of embarassing nakedness.

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    Sergei: See? Now he looks even less like me. I don't think he's my son.
    Helena: <slaps the back of his head>
     
  13. cultcross

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