TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Troi: "Yes, captain."
    Picard: "And try not to crash the damn thing, okay?"
    Troi: "I make no promises..."
     
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    And so...

    the downfall of Jean-Luc's bank account on eBay began with a simple, misleading purchase of erotic Risan sculptures.
     
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  9. Alrik

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    two titty,
    three titty,
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    I don't make these things up Deanna."
     
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    Troi: "No. It's because you're a Frenchman."


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    Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
    Troi: <slaps the back of his head>
     
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    Troi: <slaps the back of his head>

    Picard: "Yes, that's it."
     
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    Picard: "Ah. So that's what the term 'motor boating' means. Well then, lets give it a try."

    Troi: <slaps the back of his head>
     
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    Picard: "THERE ARE FIVE KIRKS."

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    Troi: <slaps the back of his head in time with the beat>
     
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