TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

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    Picard: "Oh, just an old Earth history document concerning the "internet", which was a precursor to our GalaxyNet. It seems there used to be an obscure BBS call "TrekBBS", and there was a member of the BBS named "cooleddie".

    Troi: "And? Did cooleddie go on to fame and fortune? Cure cancer? Invent the transtator? Help form the Federation?"

    Picard: "No... nothing as grandiose as that, I'm afraid Counselor. He was murdered by the other members of the BBS after he made a joke disparaging their sex lives."

    Troi: "They killed him because of a joke?"

    Picard: "No, they killed him because it was the truth."

    Troi: (Shudder) So much pain... so much pain and violence."


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    Picard: Decode message authorization (ahem) Troi bukkake sixty-nine.
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