TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

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  1. jep

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    Troi: "Hmmm... that Ferengi has the spelling skills of a Packled."



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    Picard: "Is that Data's cat Spot playing the keyboard?"

    <*Troi slaps him on the back of the head*>
     
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    Don't leave yet!

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    it's a clip called Two Admirals, One Cup!"
     
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    Troi: Captain, it is wise to familiarise yourself with the technical specifications, but don't you think you are overdoing it? You've been staring at the readouts for over an hour.

    Picard: I guess you don't need to be an empath to tell that I'm nervous. (wryly) It's odd. I can face down a Romulan Warbird, a Cardassian battle cruiser, even a Borg cube, but this....this has me worried.

    Troi: If you'd prefer someone else handled it...

    Picard: No. I agreed to help you in this matter counsellor, you have my word. Still...(reading from screen) duralinium construction, tri-titanium coating, neutronium reinforcement, not too mention the size and and shape....tell me counsellor, why did you order this particular model?

    Troi: It's like my mother always told me. Never settle for second best when buying pegging equipment.
     
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    Picard: "Is that Data's cat Spot playing the keyboard?"
    Troi: "Captain, that is what is known as a meme."
    Picard: "A meme?"
    Troi: "Very simply put, it is an image passed around via the internet."
    Picard: "I see." < Looks thoughtfully at the picture >
    Picard: "So is that Data's cat Spot?"
    <*Troi whacks him on the back of the head*>
     
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    Troi: Right-click on the picture...then a drop down menu will come up...

    Picard: Okay, I'm right-clicking...nothing is happening.

    Troi: No, RIGHT-click. You're left-clicking...No, don't select that text...don't click on that link, it's an ad..no--don't click on--*sigh* I give up. Make your Facebook profile on your own.