TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

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  1. Nerys Myk

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    Picard: "I love this show."

    Troi: "Um... Captain."

    Picard: "It's called Star Trek: The Next Generation"

    Troi: "Captain, that's a mirror.

    Picard: "You mean... ?"

    Troi: "Yes... you have a date with Wesley tonight, so it's time to put on your assless chaps."


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    Picard: "I've been tracing Wesley's family tree. Did you know that his great-great-grandfather was Hikaru Sulu?"

    Troi: "No... but that would explain a lot of things."

    Picard: "Indeed."


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    On Soviet Starfleet wessel, mirror vatches YOU!!!


    VAT a Federation!!
     
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    I've been here for an hour and I still can't find the "any" key.
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    Picard: "I'm starting a blog."
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    Picard: "... so there's no way Khan could have know Chekov, and ..."
    <Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>


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    Stewart: "... and it's another version of Data, so we take a dunebuggy and ..."
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    Picard: ...and I want all crew to attend Captain Picard Day -
    Troi: Mm-hmm.
    Picard: - wearing full Mardis Gras regalia -
    Troi: Mm-hmm.
    Picard: - and all senior staff must work a double shift with no pants on -
    Troi: Mm-hmm.
    Picard: - and get these orders out to the crew right away -
    Troi: Mm-hmm.
    Picard: - along with the other fifteen amendments to the Starfleet Charter -
    Troi: Mm-hmm.
    Picard: - and thank you, Counselor.
    Troi: Mm-hmm.
    Picard: Oh, and tug Commander Riker's beard whenever you enter the bridge.
    Troi: Mm-hmm.
    Picard: - and give Dr Crusher a little squeeze whenever she's harping at me.
    <Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>
     
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    Troi: "No reason, The Laughing Vulcan was feeling left out."
     
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    Picard: See there. Commander Riker has changed his facebook status to "in a relationship and it's complicated."
    Troi: Well, it's not me.
    Picard: Of course not.
     
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    Picard: "Wikipedia says ..."
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    Picard: "This contest has you, somehow thinner and better looking, with Commandah Rikah with his head in your lap. What they have you saying is ... <buries face in hands>."
    Troi: "I've seen it."
     
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    Troi: Now click on "file", "New Tab" -
    Picard: Which file?
    Troi: The word file. Then "New Tab" -
    Picard: It's not working!
    Troi: You have to release the button -
    Picard: Oh blast! Why does it keep beeping?
    Troi: Stop clicking it! First you have to escape the pop up box.
    Picard: Nothing's happening! Hello? Computer? Compuuuuter??
    Troi <taps communicator>: Troi to Commander Data. Would you come to the Captain's quarters, please? I have a job uniquely suited to your talents.
    Data: Sorry Counselor, I'd rather walk through a half million amp arc of electricity and have Commander Riker remove my head again.
     
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    PICARD: And you look to be some sort of bull dyke prison guard.
     
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