TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

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  1. cooleddie74

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    WORF:"MOTHER!!!

    FATHER!!!



    How many times did I TELL you as a child...do NOT sneak up on me when I'm putting on lipstick and telling myself I'm sooooo pretty!!"



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    DEANNA:"Why does your Facebook page have a picture of Freddie Mercury in assless chaps?"

    PICARD:" Uh-OH."
     
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    Picard: "See? Now your lips do look like Caesar Romero's as the Joker."

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  6. cooleddie74

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    "Mother...does this mirror make me look fat?"

    SERGEY:"Don't ask HER!! And your ASS makes you look fat, Worf...stop blaming de mirror!!"
     
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  8. cooleddie74

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    "MOTHER!!! FATHER!!!!

    Remember what I asked of you as an adolescent!!

    DON'T sneak up on me when I'm masturbating and looking at my own reflection for stimulation!!"


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    PICARD:"And THIS is the hair restoration formula I just bid 560 credits on."

    DEANNA:"Looks fake."
     
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    The Franklin Mint is proud to present the limited edition "Worf's Parents" commemorative plate. (Warning: Product contains lead. Not for use with gach, bloodwine or prune juice.)
     
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    Picard: "What the blazes is this???"

    Troi: "It's called bukkake, sir. We thought you'd like it."

    Picard: "We?"

    Troi: "Well, yeah. See? There's Will, and there's Worf. This penis over here at the very edge of the screen belongs to....
    hmmm... Mr. Barclay I think. And over there is Geordi and Chief O'Brien. Oh, and over here is the senior security staff from Starbase 5.

    Picard: "Oh dear God...."


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    Troi: And that's why we don't wear assless chaps to the beach.
    Picard: Oh dear.
     
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    Picard: "Women can have ORGASMS?"
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    Picard: "He says he's a Nigerian Prince, and he needs our help with ..."
    <Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>



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    Picard: "I'll click this link provided by Commandah Rikah ..."
    Rick Astley: "If there's ... anything you need ..."
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    Picard: "You know that Grace Kelly had some big breasts."


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    Picard: "Ooh. Wait. I thought 'Two Girls, One Cup' might be about Earl Grey."
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    Picard: So this is what Commander Riker does in the bath?
    Troi: Mm hmm.
    Picard: Lather up the top of his head and say "Make it so, Admiral"? Who is he trying to be?
     
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    Worf: Mirror mirror on the wall, what are my chances with the fairest of them all... Kahless $*%&ing Dammit... Riker!!!
     
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    Troi: "... and then there was the time we were having sex and Worf sharted himself ..."
    Worf: "GETTHEFUCKOUT!"
     
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    "Scarred by internet porn" took on a whole new meaning when Picard stumbled upon Lwaxana's Myspace page.