TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

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  1. cooleddie74

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  2. Starpaul20

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    Riker: Not my problem. By the way you've got an appointment with a Federation Death Panel tomorrow at 0700. Don't be late.
     
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  5. cooleddie74

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  6. Skywalker

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    Riker: Hi, Geordi. What's happening?
    Geordi: Uh...sir...
    Riker: Um, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk again. So, if you could go ahead and get it as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great.
    Geordi: No, no, because I was, I was...
    Riker: That way, we'll have some room for some of these boxes and things we need to put in here.
    Geordi: But...there's...no room...
    Riker: And, uh... *sees the VISOR Geordi took from his desk* Oh, there it is.
    Geordi: No. It's...it's...
    Riker: Let me just get that from you. *picks it up* Great. So if you could just get to that as soon as possible, that would be terrific. Okay? Thanks a bunch, Geordi. Bye.
    Geordi: Okay. *muttering* I could set the ship on fire...
     
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  9. cultcross

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    Geordi needs braces

    Dental plan!
     
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  11. cooleddie74

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    DATA:"Curious. It appears Lieutenant Yar is 'phoning home.' "


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    My toilet's plugged up again. Last night was soft taco night."
     
  12. Nerys Myk

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    Later that day

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  14. Triskelion

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    Fine, fine. Next time Troi shouts out "Nightbird" I'll slap her. Now can I have my VISOR back please?
     
  15. 26138

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    Alright, this isn't a caption, but has anyone seen this video? When I stumbled upon it, I suddenly thought of our very own Positronic Pimp.
     
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    Little known fact: Dividing by zero in the Star Trek universe causes one to be instantly dissembled and teleported to the next plane of existance

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  20. cooleddie74

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