TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

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  1. cultcross

    cultcross The truth is precisely the opposite Moderator

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    That's all on contest number 161, and it's time to announce [highlight]THE WINNERS!!![/highlight]

    For the first image,

    And for the second,

    I couldn't decide on a photoshop winner, so we have a double bill:


    :lol::lol::lol: Good job everybody who contributed.

    Onto this time's images, and Riker's being a bit of a douche:

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  2. Tom Riley

    Tom Riley Commodore Commodore

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    Data - Intriguing... So this is what Riker meant when he said that somebody "flashed" their breasts at him...


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    Riker - All right, the camera is installed and ready to go...
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    LaForge: "Oh, great, thanks, Commander! Where did you find it?"

    Riker: "In a Jeffries tube, right next to the ventilation grill to Counselor Troi's quarters."

    LaForge: *embarrassed silence*

    Riker: "Do I need to say anything more, or do we understand each other?"
     
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  4. jep

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  6. jep

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    Riker: "Just as I thought, you're not blind at all, you're just faking it to get workman's comp!!!"


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  7. jep

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    Riker: "I checked with Dr. Crusher, Geordi. You don't have glaucoma."

    Geordi: "Duuude, you're totally killing my buzz."


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  8. Shatmandu

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    Hey hey! A win! Much thanks!




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    Secret Santa didn't say secret for long ...


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  9. milo bloom

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    It seems to me, she lived her life, like a candle in the wind..."


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    Riker: You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy...
    Riker: You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that.
    Geordi: But you were afraid.
    Riker: Yes.
    Geordi: Of me?
    Riker: Of us. Of what we might become...
    Riker: ... or that you might think that was a line.
    Geordi: Maybe I do think it's a line.
    Riker: Then you think I'm not sincere.
    Geordi: I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like a knock at the door.
    Riker: Then you're inviting me in.
    Geordi: I'm not sending you away.
    Riker: That's more than I expected.
    Geordi:Is it as much as you hoped?
    Riker: To hope is to recognize the possibility; I had only dreams.
    Geordi: Dreams can be dangerous.
    Riker: Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
    Geordi: Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me.
    Riker: Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart in my day and the soul in my night.
    Wesley [interrupting] I don't think this is my style.
    Geordi: Shut up, kid!
    [to Riker, saucily]
    Geordi: Tell me more about my eyes.


    (I apologize for the cheap joke, but it's the first thing that came to mind.)
     
  10. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    DATA: We don't take canon violations lightly around here.


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    RIKER: Ok, you're not faking.
     
  11. Rat Boy

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    Q: "Oh, don't worry about her, trust me. You'll feel better later if you don't get too attached to her."

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    Riker: "Now are you going to stop looking through my clothes?"
     
  12. Cuhl

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    A sneak preview of TNG Remastered, edited by JJ Abrams.
     
  13. captain crow

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    Data: Tasha, the light reflected off of your nipple ring is blinding us.


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    Riker: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banana clamp.
     
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    Riker never forgave the winner.
     
  16. jep

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    Geordi's practical joke of reprogramming the transporter to swap Commander Riker's chin and his ass didn't seem all that funny now.


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    Riker: "It looks like someone's played a practical joke on you Geordi... this isn't your VISOR, it's an air filter for a 5 horse Briggs & Stratton lawn mower engine."


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    DATA:"Curious. She appears to be signaling the mothership to take her home. And to get her some Reese's Pieces."

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    RIKER:"You get it BACK when you apologize for calling Deanna's tits fake."
     
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    Data: I guess I should have told Tasha I linked the canon with the main deflector.


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    Riker: Marco!
     
  20. SantaEddie74

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    Tasha's transformation into a Star Child shocked everyone. Including the writers who were planning on having her get killed by a talking oil slick.

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    Guess NOT. ZING!!!!"