TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

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  1. cultcross

    cultcross Janitor of the Mind Palace Moderator

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    That's all on contest number 161, and it's time to announce [highlight]THE WINNERS!!![/highlight]

    For the first image,

    And for the second,

    I couldn't decide on a photoshop winner, so we have a double bill:


    :lol::lol::lol: Good job everybody who contributed.

    Onto this time's images, and Riker's being a bit of a douche:

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  2. Tom Riley

    Tom Riley Commodore Commodore

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    Data - Intriguing... So this is what Riker meant when he said that somebody "flashed" their breasts at him...


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    Riker - All right, the camera is installed and ready to go...
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    Director (OS): "Alright, cut it, cut it! I don't care if Michael Ovitz is her agent, that's too damn much key light!"


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    LaForge: "Oh, great, thanks, Commander! Where did you find it?"

    Riker: "In a Jeffries tube, right next to the ventilation grill to Counselor Troi's quarters."

    LaForge: *embarrassed silence*

    Riker: "Do I need to say anything more, or do we understand each other?"
     
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  4. jep

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  5. LitmusDragon

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    Scene from the unreleased David Lynch directed episode "My dinner with the lens flare people of Omni Persei 8"

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    Riker: Call me stinknuts again, I dare you!
     
  6. jep

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    Riker: "Just as I thought, you're not blind at all, you're just faking it to get workman's comp!!!"


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  7. jep

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    Riker: "I checked with Dr. Crusher, Geordi. You don't have glaucoma."

    Geordi: "Duuude, you're totally killing my buzz."


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  8. Shatmandu

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    Hey hey! A win! Much thanks!




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    Secret Santa didn't say secret for long ...


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  9. milo bloom

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    It seems to me, she lived her life, like a candle in the wind..."


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    Riker: You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy...
    Riker: You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that.
    Geordi: But you were afraid.
    Riker: Yes.
    Geordi: Of me?
    Riker: Of us. Of what we might become...
    Riker: ... or that you might think that was a line.
    Geordi: Maybe I do think it's a line.
    Riker: Then you think I'm not sincere.
    Geordi: I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like a knock at the door.
    Riker: Then you're inviting me in.
    Geordi: I'm not sending you away.
    Riker: That's more than I expected.
    Geordi:Is it as much as you hoped?
    Riker: To hope is to recognize the possibility; I had only dreams.
    Geordi: Dreams can be dangerous.
    Riker: Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
    Geordi: Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me.
    Riker: Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart in my day and the soul in my night.
    Wesley [interrupting] I don't think this is my style.
    Geordi: Shut up, kid!
    [to Riker, saucily]
    Geordi: Tell me more about my eyes.


    (I apologize for the cheap joke, but it's the first thing that came to mind.)
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: We don't take canon violations lightly around here.


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    RIKER: Ok, you're not faking.
     
  11. Rat Boy

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    Q: "Oh, don't worry about her, trust me. You'll feel better later if you don't get too attached to her."

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    Riker: "Now are you going to stop looking through my clothes?"
     
  12. Cuhl

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    A sneak preview of TNG Remastered, edited by JJ Abrams.
     
  13. captain crow

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    Data: Tasha, the light reflected off of your nipple ring is blinding us.


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    Riker: How many times have I told you to quit stealing Deanna's barrettes?


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    Riker: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banana clamp.
     
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    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Riker never forgave the winner.
     
  16. jep

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    Geordi's practical joke of reprogramming the transporter to swap Commander Riker's chin and his ass didn't seem all that funny now.


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  17. jep

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    Riker: "It looks like someone's played a practical joke on you Geordi... this isn't your VISOR, it's an air filter for a 5 horse Briggs & Stratton lawn mower engine."


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  18. cooleddie74

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    DATA:"Curious. She appears to be signaling the mothership to take her home. And to get her some Reese's Pieces."

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    RIKER:"You get it BACK when you apologize for calling Deanna's tits fake."
     
  19. Triskelion

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    Data: I guess I should have told Tasha I linked the canon with the main deflector.


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    Riker: Marco!
     
  20. cooleddie74

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    Tasha's transformation into a Star Child shocked everyone. Including the writers who were planning on having her get killed by a talking oil slick.

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    RIKER:"Seen this trick?

    Guess NOT. ZING!!!!"
     

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