TNG Caption This #161 - "Petty Charades"

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  1. Shatmandu

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    DATA:"I am now finished with her, Commander.

    Be forewarned...the Gingerbread prostitutes of this planet are MOST unsanitary."
     
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    Melanie Griffith.

    In a role that WON'T surprise you.
     
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    Riker: Get yourself cleaned up Commander. You look like a mess.
    Data: Yes sir.
    Riker: I don't know what you got away with on your last ship, but this is the Enterprise. We set a different standard.
    Data: Yes sir.
    Riker: What's that?
    Data: I said yes sir.
    Riker: Now get out of my sight before I snap you back to ensign so fast your head will spin.
    Data: Yes sir. <leaves>
    Riker: Putz.
     
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    (Off camera) "Oh hell, she's got that "I'm horny" look again. We better go lube up Data."


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    Beverly gives Tasha charm tips. In this scene, how to smile.

    Beverly: "No Tasha, you need to appear calm and relaxed. YOU look like you're trying to honk out a dirt snake. "


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    RIKER:"We REALLY need to learn how to wipe properly, Commander."

    DATA:"Agreed."
     
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    DATA:"Good news to report, Commander.

    The cake is now in the oven."
     
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    Yar: "Cracking cheeesee Gromit!"
     
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    ``Well, Data, first, you over-achieved, again; second, `powdering my nose' is actually a euphemism for an activity most people don't need help with ... ''

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    To be honest, any caption detracts from the picture.
     
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    Data:, "Sir perhaps next time we should have the girls Jell-O
    wrestle for their panties?"
    Riker: "I concur Data! I concur"
     
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    Riker: "Jesus Christ, Mr. Data! And gesundheit!"


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    Yar: "So you're the new young ensign, eh? As you may have heard, I like the new young ensigns!"
     
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    Yar: "It's a squuuuaaarrre ... right? I'm getting pretty damn tired of these electric shocks!"
     
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    Tasha: "Me? Have sex with Data??? That's about as likely as me being killed by a black blob in a totally senseless manner."