TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"

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  1. cooleddie74

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    "Do not blame me.

    It was the robotic dog."
     
  2. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "Ye banned transfats three decades ago?"


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    Picard: "It must have been a joke by Dr. Soong, input into your memory: when a female bends over in front of you, giving 'the shocker' is not a universal form of greeting."
     
  3. cooleddie74

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    "Whaddya mean yer bloody bartender doesn't accept TABS?!"

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    "Sorry. My apologies.

    How could I have known that Doctor Crusher would react so unpredictably to having an android's fist in her?"
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    "PLEASE tell me your Enterprise doctors ask for prostate exams."
     
  5. tharpdevenport

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    Data: "Dr. Crusher, I am just saying -- your left boob appears to be 12 centimeters lower than the other one," shrugs, "no -- it's not noticable at all."
     
  6. Captain Zog

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    Data: I may have pressed the auto-destruct button.

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    Scotty: Auto-destruct? Blimey, lad! Now I'm gonna have to crawl up a bloody Jeffries Tube to switch it off. And I have put on a little weight, in case ye haven't noticed.
     
  7. Triskelion

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    Gee I'm sorry, Ollie I uh wee wee wee!

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    Scotty: Och, it's another fine mess you've gotten me into laddie!
    Crusher: Fine fine, but could you try it with a wee less brogue?
    Scotty: Dinna I tell ya lassie? I already debrrrrogued the lot! Now where the devil's me medicinal?!
     
  8. cooleddie74

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    "Do not look at me.

    I was temporarily deactivated and running a tertiary subroutine diagnostic when Tasha was impregnated."


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    "Yer Enterprise doesn't have colored Play-Doh food cubes?

    Savages. Bunch of bloody savages in this century!"
     
  9. cultcross

    cultcross The truth is precisely the opposite Moderator

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    Done here folks, good job!

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