TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"

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  1. Herkimer Jitty

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    Data regretted asking Lore what he thought about his new girlfriend.
     
  2. 20-Backwards

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    "Wish in one hand, s*** in the other" ...

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    (Best Jeff Goldblum impersonation): Ehh, now that's one big pile of s***.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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    When Picard got homesick for France, this was the only way to cheer him up.
     
  4. Shatmandu

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    Data: "Because they messed up my Whopper, that's why ..."



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    Scotty: "It's been thirty years since I last saw me penis, laddy."
     
  5. Triskelion

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    Data: This above all, to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then pick up a phone once in a while, let us know how you're doing? We worry, so what.
    Picard: Needs work, Data.
    Data: He never writes, he never calls, he never visits, and now he says my Hamlet needs work! Like I can help how the play was written? There's something rotten and I'm not referring to the state of Denmark, don't you know.

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    You'll nae be probin' me with that thing laddie!
     
  6. jongredic

    jongredic Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Admiral Necheyev: You stand accused of crashing the Enterprise into Starbase 147 killing the crew, and then desecrating the corpses of Wesley Crusher and William T Riker. How do you plead?

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    Scotty: Well I've never seen a lass do THAT to a warp core, Doctor...
     
  7. John Picard

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    Scotty was amazed that "2 Girls, 1 Cup" survived into the 24th Century.
     
  8. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Sarah Palin?"
     
  9. Mistral

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    In the 24th century the biobeds had been upgraded with an "auto-enema" module, an improvement Scotty hadn't been aware of-until now.
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    EVERYONE ELSE IN ROOM:"THAT'S our Data!!!"

    (*Laugh track roars*)
     
  11. Rat Boy

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    Riker: "I know what happened to Archer's dog, Captain Scott."
     
  12. cooleddie74

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    Acccch, ye're full of it, lads!!!"
     
  13. scottydog

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    "Yes, Admiral Kirk, with our failed diets there be WHALES here."
     
  14. scottydog

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    Riker (on ship): "We've successfully beamed up Data's slinky."
     
  15. Rat Boy

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    Data: "'I am not less perfect than Lore,' he mocked. Which one of us is a pile of scrap metal now, huh?"

    Riker: "Oh, snap."
     
  16. tharpdevenport

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    Maybe if Scotty had a sucker and a baby bonnet...
     
  17. Gil T.Azell

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    Data: "Hey don't look at me! Passing gas is not one of my functions"


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    Scotty:"Ya mean I can recreate Mira Romaine on that Holo-deck of yours, and well you know....
     
  18. NathanielM

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    Data: Don't look at me Commander Riker, Deanna came in here and dropped to her knees on her own. I guess she wanted Artificial...


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    Scotty: Dinna I tell you, you hae to treat Enterprise like a Lady? If not she can be a rea bitch!
     
  19. NathanielM

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    Sccotty: <thinking> Man when Paramount said Anal Probe they were not kidding.
     
  20. Triskelion

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    I know this intestinal tract like the back of me hand. <Farts and falls down>

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    Dr Crusher: Data, you don't have to hump the post, you can program a companion from ten thousand known races.