TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"

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  1. cultcross

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    Another contest over, some excellent entries this time, combined with a whole host of American Football jokes rather lost on your friendly Limey Caption Master.

    Firstly, [highlight]THE WINNERS!![/highlight]

    For the first image, this one made me chuckle:

    Seems to fit his expression very well :D
    For the second image,


    :lol: good job, everyone.

    This contest's images:

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    And in the spirit of recent revelations in the Trek XI forum... (although keep the captions plot-spoiler free please!)

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  2. Herkimer Jitty

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    Woo hoo! Thanks for the win CULTCROSS!

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  15. Rat Boy

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