TNG Caption This #133 - "Habitual Theft"

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  1. Diesel Micky Dolenz

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    Data: "Actually, Counselor, a virus is what laymen refer to as "very, very small." So small it could not possibly have made off with an entire leg."


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    Riker: "And you, Worf! What the Hell are you doing making moves on my woman!?! What could she possibly see in you?"

    Crusher: "Will, it's not like those ridges are confined to his forehead."
     
  2. Triskelion

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    Mr Data is attempting to decode the signal now, sir. But we may end up having to pay for it anyway once the cable guy shows up.

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    I got tired of nutritional supplement 253.

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    Perhaps you require a demonstration of my superior android skills.
     
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    Riker: "No, Captain, you come in after Shelby. You have to wait until four measures after I start."

    (to himself) You think a damn Frenchman would know the frickin' song.

    "OK, let's try again..."

    Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
    Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
    Sonnez les matines...better, Jean-Luc...
     
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    Picard: "Thank you, Mr. Data, but Mr. LaForge is blind, not deaf."


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    Riker: "So, Captain? Think you can hit my finger with it?"
     
  5. Rat Boy

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    Picard: "Will you two cut that out?"
     
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    "According to the long range sensors, the credibility of the plot of this particular episode registers about...here. Almost infinitessimal. I recommend a quick stop at Starbase 175 for script doctoring."

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    RIKER:"Either that viewscreen goes or I do!"
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    The Caption Contest Committee chooses this weeks memes.
     
  8. Rat Boy

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    Riker: "VRRRRM!"

    Worf: "VRRRRM!"

    Picard: "Will you please stop playing finger lightsabers?"
     
  9. Rat Boy

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    Riker: "Well, there goes our mock football draft."
     
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    RIKER:"Permission to speak freely, sir?

    Mister Worf...can you hang a poster or something over that broken screen? This isn't a 21st century redneck trailer. We don't show off our busted TVs like bowling trophies."
     
  11. K-Star

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    Well then you've set the bar quite high!
     
  12. Rat Boy

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    Data: "She packed my bags last night pre-flight
    Zero hour nine a.m.
    And I'm gonna be hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then."
     
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    Data: Yes sir, apparently the Runabout was reduced to a fraction of it's original size and Cheif O'Brien was *this* big.

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    Riker: Make it so!

    Picard: Oi!
     
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    Riker:"try to steal my girlfriend, will you?"
     
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    Mel: Order up, Dingbat
    Worf: Kiss my grits, Mel.

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    Picard: You really suck at this game Will.
     
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    RIKER: So, on the third day of my Alaskan vacation, this moose wanders into camp. Real funny story about that.

    PICARD: How long was this vacation?

    WORF: A month, sir.

    PICARD: Merde!
     
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    With the closed captioning machine malfunctioning this week Data steps up to heroically sign all this episode's technobabble.


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    Caught unprepared, Commander Riker tries the old ``Introduce the Ambassador from the Invisibilonians'' routine. Picard spends over five hours in negotiations before figuring it out.
     
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    Burton, after take #9: Why couldn't I have been deaf instead?
     
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    Riker: "As soon as this asshole brings me my Coke, we can start ..."
     
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