TNG Caption This #133 - "Habitual Theft"

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  1. cultcross

    cultcross Janitor of the Mind Palace Moderator

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    My thanks, kind lady. However, I can't win my own contest. There are accusations, hearings, perjury claims. not pretty.
     
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    Geordi: "Yes, this is Lieutenant Commander Data, a unique Soong type android, operating at a couple of quadrillion operations a second, possessing a positronic brain and certified by Starfleet as possessing full sentience and free will. He's the Enterprise's 2nd Officer, Chief Operations officer, Science officer, a leader in the field of positronics himself, and flycatcher."

    Data: "I have captured another one Geordi."
     
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    Data: "For all the Klingon bluster, their testicles are actually quite small."



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    Picard: "Going up against the Borg, we need more cannon fodder ...

    Riker: "Mister Worf, contact the Klingon High Command ..."
     
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    Worf: "But, Commander, this 'game' does not accurately simulate the hunting of ducks."
     
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    Riker: So our target is a black cat in a closet with the light off?
     
  6. Triskelion

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    Metathesis is one of the most common of pronunciation errors, sir... a reversal of vowel and consonant, "bark" to "broc"... Oh, this? Just a coincidence, sir.

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    Riker:
    Man, I wish Noonien Soong had seen these guys.
     
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  7. Rat Boy

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    Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Blend you name, money I name, otherwise tea nooooooooooo."

    Riker: "I hate drive-through."
     
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  9. Triskelion

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    I have transported one of Counselor Troi's pubic hairs as ordered, Captain.

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    See Captain?
    Sexy...NOT sexy.
    People like...People don't like.
    Good...Not good. Not...good...at...all.
     
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    Data: "Heeere.."
     
  11. Rat Boy

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    Data: "No sir. I have no knowledge of who has been painting mustaches on the crew."
     
  12. Honorable Ensign

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    Data: Unfortunately, this is the actual amount of engineering skill Geordi possesses.

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    Riker: See! Work walks more like a striptease queen!
     
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    RIKER: Hey Worf, since you're up can you change the channel? I lost the remote.
     
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    I am fully functional. Case in point: a booger. QED.

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    Waiter! Sometime today please.

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    A little more shut the hell up, Picard.
     
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    "See, Commander Riker?

    Geordi does have lice. And they are spreading!"



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    "Quick, Mister Worf...Photoshop something horribly inappropriate onto that screen!! NOW, dammit!!!"
     
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    Spiner indicates his own chances of having a career after TNG ends.
     
  18. Outpost4

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    ^ Multiplied by Burton's remaining credibility from Roots.

    EDIT: Or maybe here's that joke. I've been trying to write it ever since I saw this pic:

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    Burton: I was a star after Roots. Now here I am, squinting through a hair clip with a prancing Stan Laurel behind me. Motherfuck!
     
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  19. Rat Boy

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    Terrell: "Oh, too slow! Looks like you're just Number Two now!"
     
  20. Outpost4

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    Riker: Fuck the Borg! Come on, who's going to join me? Fuck the Borg! Everyone, now give them the salute, Fuck the Borg!
     
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