Three Years Of Starscream: A Celebration

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by CaptainWacky, Apr 30, 2003.

  1. Shatna

    Shatna Grand Lord Admiral Admiral

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    I could do a rippin' Jethro imposter dual so dead-on that Skank and the boys would start callin' me "Daddy!" :D

    But I won't. ;)
     
  2. Jim Gamma

    Jim Gamma This space left blank intentionally. Premium Member

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    Reg dates never lie? :p

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    AKA JimH (Reg'd April 2001)

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  3. CaptainWacky

    CaptainWacky Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Bumping this a little early this year to let you all know that there will be a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT regarding my TrekBBS future on Sunday April 30th. Just thought I'd give you all time to prepare of the shock. Even though you don't know quite what it is. Just prepare for the shock in whichever way seems best for you. Maybe take lots of drugs or something, I don't know.

    Anyway, DO NOT congratulate me on six years yet, as it would be factually innaccurate. If you must congratulate me on something, make it for my good looks and poise.
     
  4. AutoAdmin

    AutoAdmin Machine of Death Moderator

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    If it turns out to have just been a dream or a holodeck fantasy, I'll be really upset. :mad:
     
  5. CaptainWacky

    CaptainWacky Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Maybe you'll end up wishing it was...
     
  6. Mallory

    Mallory Moderator Admiral

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    Yeah, it doesn't involve Riker and Troi does it?

    And congrats in advance anyway.
     
  7. StarMan

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    How has this thread survived?

    I think I know what the announcement is going to be ...
     
  8. Mentalist

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    Starscream is my Captain.
     
  9. CaptainWacky

    CaptainWacky Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    So we come to it at last. Six years of Starscream. Three years of "Three Years Of Starscream". The big announcement you (well, Tristan at least) have all been waiting for. It's going to cause chaos. Some will be hurt along the way. But it has to be done. It's the only way. It's the only way...

    (I know how over-used Bilbo's farewell speech has been on the internet, so I'll skip the part where I list the various types of TrekBBSers ("Feet Captains!") and get to the good part.)

    My dear people. Today is my sixth anniversary! I am 4332 posts old today! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves as much as I am. I shall not keep you long. I have called you all together for a Purpose. Indeed, for Two Purposes! First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that six years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable posters. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like (well, more like half of one percentage of you, if that); and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve (I'm not sure how that works out but I hope it's derogatory). Secondly and finally, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that - though, as I said, six years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!

    Starscream
    2000 - 2006
    He saved the board.
    A lot.
     
  10. vedek loki

    vedek loki Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    See you, Space Cowboy... :(
     
  11. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Admiral Admiral

    Take it easy Starscream
     
  12. Harkley

    Harkley Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Bye Starscream. :(
     
  13. DarkLord1983

    DarkLord1983 Captain Captain

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    Concrapulatations SS heres to 20 more
     
  14. Jethro Elvis

    Jethro Elvis Admiral Admiral

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    I left already, but I came back to say tell you bye and to tell you that I love you and want to have your babies and you can fuck off you drunk, bisexual, far-less-than-attractive nugget-munching, Kurt Angle-worshipping, Scottish man with a small penis or perhaps no penis at all.

    I am leaving you forever to spend the rest of my life having 3 way sex with Big Matty and KlingonMyBallz!!!!!1

    Unless you apologize.

    And make me Eggs Benedict.

    With fresh-squeezed orange juice.

    Rock on.
     
  15. Spaceman Spiff

    Spaceman Spiff Abuse of Power Administrator

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    *Putting a hand on the glass*
     
  16. CaptainWacky

    CaptainWacky Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Starscream was here for six years and nobody but the disgraced former preacher and the Bonz's servant cared when he left? LOL! What a "looser"! LMWAO!
     
  17. Jethro Elvis

    Jethro Elvis Admiral Admiral

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    I guess we have seen the last ride of Starscream and his immortals.

    *long, heavy sigh*

    Well, I guess it is back into the space suit for me.
     
  18. CaptainWacky

    CaptainWacky Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Space suit? I don't get it.

    In the ultimate insult, the admins have made it look like it was I, CaptainWacky, who started this thread and not that "Screamy" guy. It's their way of saying that I "own" (or "pwn" if you're mentally ill) him. Ha!
     
  19. StarMan

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    I knew it.

    God I'm good.
     
  20. Shatna

    Shatna Grand Lord Admiral Admiral

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    YES! Now I can post my "Wacky Potter" fanfic here and it will make sense!!!

    Well, more or less.