Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Gil T.Azell, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. auntiehill

    auntiehill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I always love it when staff say, "The other supervisor said XYZ didn't matter."

    No, she didn't. I know for a fact that she didn't. No supervisor would ever say something so moronic. What the person said was, "That's not the most important thing," and your idiotic brain heard it as "doesn't matter at all."
     
  2. Use of Time

    Use of Time Commodore Commodore

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  3. Velocity

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    To all my managers: You are such pathetic micromanagers! You don't trust anyone else to do the work, so why don't you just do it all and save all our sanity?
     
  4. Naira

    Naira Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "No, I cannot just make a button that does that in one click".
     
  5. Collingwood Nick

    Collingwood Nick Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I used to feel the same way. Then I became a manager. :cool:
     
  6. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ^Talk about falling to the lure of The Dark Side :p
     
  7. RoJoHen

    RoJoHen Awesome Premium Member

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    Really? Another smoke break?
     
  8. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    #39) RTFC! (Read The Fucking Contract!)
     
  9. Ulva

    Ulva Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "28 school yards in four weeks? F**k off." That's what I wanted to say some time last July to my boss. Now, I didn't say this because I had a sneaky suspicion I would lose my job if I did. but my steely gaze and me speaking through clenched teeth probably spoke volumes about what was going through my mind. :lol:
     
  10. flandry84

    flandry84 Captain Captain

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    "I don't know where you left your hand scanner,have you tried whistling for it?"

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  11. Velocity

    Velocity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Yes, I'm 10 minutes late back from lunch. Just consider this my smoke break. You never say anything to the smokers who take 20 minutes every hour (at least) even though policy only allows smoking during the 10 minute morning and afternoon breaks and during lunch.
     
  12. Maestro

    Maestro Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "I fucking hate you all."


    (That's what I'd say... I don't actually hate any of you)
     
  13. Jimi_James

    Jimi_James Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Don't any of you morons know how to operate this death ray? I mean really, how hard is it to hit Paris with a giant laser. We all took that seminar on getting the most out of your Death Ray and it's not like it's brain surgerny.

    No, you can't pet the sharks. Yes, their lasers are lethal.
     
  14. rhubarbodendron

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    If you do have to smoke down in the yard, couldn't you at least stay outdoors until you've aired a bit? (And have a mint, please, or stop exhaling in my office)
     
  15. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Treat others how you want to be treated.

    Would you help a costumer if they were whistling at you like a dog?

    Honestly. I'm a human, treat me like one. Your reply was just the easy way out.