The Voyager episode flowchart!

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    Though the spacing is slightly different it's really short and it doesn't much matter to read it this way..

    Don't sue me Mr. Dixon, kthxbye.

    ______________________________________________

    Well, here's something to chew on... Though it needs updating for the 7
    of 9 era...

    The Official/Authorized/Canon*
    VOYAGER EPISODE FLOWCHART
    (Just like the writers use!)


    START-->The Voyager is threatened by
    aliens from a ship or planet...
    |
    Basic plot stolen from TOS If too weak, start concurrent
    or TNG, emphasis upon flashy-->plot "B" which may be stolen
    FX, not on characters or from some popular sci-fi
    credibility... "formula" film...
    | |
    Time wasted in holodeck: either Paris' bar, Janeway's
    holonovel, or Kim's yuppie retreat (Purpose: to give
    the illusion that the characters are being developed)...
    |
    SELECT ONE OR MORE (REPEAT WHEN NEEDED):
    1. Janeway tries to act tough...
    2. Chakotay talks to his spirit guide or dead dad...
    3. Paris acts cocky and/or insubordinate...
    4. Kim gets in trouble Chekov-style...
    5. B'Ellana struggles with her Klingon/Human heritage and/or the
    ship's engines...
    6. Holo-Doc takes Data-like strives toward Humanity (leaves sickbay,
    toys with a name, etc.) while acting like Dr. McCoy (grumpy,
    "I'm a doctor, not a___" etc.)...
    7. Tuvok tries to act like Spock (or tries to out-Spock Spock)...
    8. Neelix adds comic relief ("Mr. Vulcan,..." food, etc.)...
    9. Kes acts cute/naive and/or uses some new wonder power...
    | |
    | Kazons, Vidiians or some other Voyager damaged: bridge
    | baddie attacks Voyager: more time-->panels inexplicably explode,
    | wasted on FX... smoke, shields fail, etc...
    | | |
    | Character/s bark/s out------------->Optional: another shuttle
    | sophisticated-sounding<-------------is lost...
    |->TECHnobabble Dialog
    NO incorporating "plasma"------------->Problem solved:
    LIMIT and/or some made-up <-------------Characters act like they
    fantasy particle... know what's going on...
    | |
    Guest star character dies |
    (suicide, sacrifice, etc.) OR |
    in an attempt to add meaning--> Voyager or regular character
    to an otherwise meaningless in danger is saved from doom...
    episode... |________________________________|
    |
    Episode ends abruptly
    as though the writers
    don't know how to end END
    it conclusively...


    * Copyright (C) 1997 By Paramount Pictures. All Rights Reserved.
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