"The Voyager Conspiracy" Line by Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by LeadHead, Dec 12, 2011.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Greetings!

    We've recently concluded our Message in a Bottle thread in this very forum!

    After each completed thread, I'm randomly picking someone who participated to choose the next episode we do. The lucky winner this time around was Athena28! And Athena28 has selected "The Voyager Conspiracy" to be our next line by line episode!

    For any unfamiliar with our "game," you are asked to post only a single line (defined as one character speaking without interruption by another character) per message. You can post as often as you like, but someone else must post a line in between your posts.

    As is our standard practice, we're doing these three episodes as a single thread. Our "rule" is that if the episode has a "To Be Continued..." on the end, it is done in a single thread, but if it's just an arc of related episodes, each episode is a separate thread.

    As before, at the conclusion of this thread, I or my youthful ward, CoveTom (who's Robin now? :rommie: ) will pick someone at random from among all the participants to choose the next episode we do.

    On your marks, get set, go!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Seven of Nine works in Cargo Bay 2, Naomi Wildman enters.

    Seven: Naomi Wildman. State your purpose here.
     
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    NAOMI: I was waiting for you. Kadis-kot, remember? Our weekly game?
     
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    Seven: Reschedule for tomorrow. I'm working now.
     
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    NAOMI: That was my next guess.
     
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    NAOMI: That was my next guess.
     
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    SEVEN: Then I won't need to explain its purpose.
     
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    Naomi: Okay, you win. What do you do with a cortical processing....uh....
     
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    SEVEN: Subunit. On Borg vessels, there's one in each unimatrix. It downloads newly assimilated data to the drones.
     
  12. Admiral Shran

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    NAOMI: But Voyager isn't a Borg vessel and you're not a drone anymore.
     
  13. Alienesse

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    SEVEN: Voyager collects a great deal of information. Sensor scans, navigational projections, engineering updates, away team reports, scientific analyses.
     
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    NAOMI: The results of our kadis-kot tournament?
     
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    SEVEN: That, too. The crew must read and study this information. An inefficient procedure. These data nodes are downloading the information into the alcove.
     
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    NAOMI: Which is going to download it into you.
     
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    SEVEN: Precisely. In a matter of hours, I will assimilate several months' worth of data.
     
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    NAOMI: Can I try it sometime?
     
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    SEVEN: Your physiology is different from mine.
     
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    NAOMI: Guess I'll stick to reading my lessons and listening to Neelix tell stories.