The Thread Where Blackmail Holdfast Into Upgrading My Wardrobe

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Plecostomus, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    See, I came across some clips of him singing. And rather off-key at that. Hilariously off-key.

    If he does not comply with my wishes I will share said... performance with the rest of the forum.

    48 hour clock starts now.

    :devil:
     
  2. ShamelessMcBundy

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    I want a piece of this action.
     
  3. Plecostomus

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    Ok now he has to upgrade my wardrobe and Shameless's as well.

    Anyone else want in?
     
  4. Holdfast

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    :lol:

    I did once post some singing clips on this board, years ago. More terrible than tenor, I do assure you. So your threats hold no power over me.

    Publish, and be damned! :p

    Mind you, I highly approve of spending Other People's Money on your wardrobe. Just not mine either. I suggest a whipround. Starting with Shameless, he likes that sort of thing...
     
  5. ShamelessMcBundy

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    No that's a reach around. :p
     
  6. Plecostomus

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    Actually my clothes are fine for the lifestyle I live (American working slob) this was more of a poke at the person who sent me the clips than a serious attempt at extortion. ;)
     
  7. Holdfast

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    Oh joy. Now I'm going to need the brain soap again. And too much scrubbing makes me go all muzzy-headed. :(

    I'm both flattered and scared that someone has archived them. This must be what A-listers feel like when they ask the judge for that restraining order.
     
  8. ShamelessMcBundy

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  9. Plecostomus

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    This fellow apparently has the goods on ALL the moderators. I have here in my possession a document that will make SPOCKED cry.

    All I had to give him in trade for access to the archives was a box of puppies and a set of new chopsticks. :techman:
     
  10. ShamelessMcBundy

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    I want that one! Give it to me now! :devil:
     
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    If we all had a good rummage around online, we could probably find all sorts of stuff about fellow posters... I'm surprised anyone would actually do so though.
     
  12. iguana_tonante

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    I would love Holdie to upgrade my wardrobe too but I have no bargaining power except my natural charm and animal magnetism. And I can't follow his fashion advices all by myself because I would spend three times my salary just to buy the shoes!
     
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    Can you send me a copy of my Sex Tape? I lost mine in a Hard Drive crash.
     
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  16. Coloratura

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    Holdfast needs to upgrade my wardrobe. However, in lieu of blackmail, I will instead threaten to sing British pop songs in my godforsaken Midwest American accent. :devil:


    J.
     
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  18. ITL

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    I've got earplugs. Do your worst.

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    ...that you know of.
     
  20. Plecostomus

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    The one of you and the underage Mermaid from Ren_Next or the one of you and Roxann Dawson on the set of Voyager?