The Official STAR TREK Grading & Discussion Thread [SPOILERS]

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Agent Richard07, Apr 30, 2009.

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Grade the movie...

  1. Excellent

    707 vote(s)
    62.7%
  2. Above Average

    213 vote(s)
    18.9%
  3. Average

    84 vote(s)
    7.5%
  4. Below Average

    46 vote(s)
    4.1%
  5. Poor

    77 vote(s)
    6.8%
  1. indranee

    indranee Vice Admiral Admiral

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    to lawman: I hear you.
     
  2. Bob The Skutter

    Bob The Skutter Complete Arse Cleft Premium Member

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    So you're saying I should let go of my grip on reality?
    I suppose it would be easier.
     
  3. indranee

    indranee Vice Admiral Admiral

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    no, he's saying stop clinging to your past. it's leaving marks and making you look desperate.
     
  4. Borgminister

    Borgminister Admiral Moderator

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    Embrace the present. Or don't. Simple as that.
     
  5. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Trek isn't reality, Mister. It's fantasy. ;)
     
  6. indranee

    indranee Vice Admiral Admiral

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  7. StarHarper

    StarHarper Captain Captain

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    It felt like a video game to me...
     
  8. Pindar

    Pindar Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Mr Adventure approves, from the safety of his closet.
     
  9. MilitaryCoo

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    Carry on.
     
  10. ITElf

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    The message is clear.

    Remove all kittens from your underwear. No good can come of it.
     
  11. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Now you tell me!
     
  12. ITElf

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    When your knickers smell of cat food and the pain of many tiny scratches is too much to bear, it's time to re-evaluate your feline/unmentionables policy.

    On topic:

    Star Trek! Wooo!!
     
  13. Jim Steele

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    I assume that's JJ on the lens flares, right?

    Or possibly "shitty plot devices"?

    Or "incidents of the same plot point being repeated three times in succession with decreasing complexity for the benefit of retards in the cheap seats"?
     
  14. MilitaryCoo

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    It could just as easily be the latter, but you're right, it's the former.
     
  15. Bob The Skutter

    Bob The Skutter Complete Arse Cleft Premium Member

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    Oh no, are we going back to the pussy discussion?
     
  16. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm sorry, do we ever leave the pussy discussion?
     
  17. Bob The Skutter

    Bob The Skutter Complete Arse Cleft Premium Member

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    Good point, well made.
     
  18. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Common ground! Yes!
     
  19. CaptainJon

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    Thanks!
     
  20. thumbtack

    thumbtack Commodore Commodore

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    The haters appear to be holding at 5-6% (only 2.5% at BoxOfficeMojo). Certainly acceptable losses from Paramount's perspective. Although none of them seem to have actually left yet. Curious.