The New Expanded Humorous Novel List

Discussion in 'Trek Literature' started by Deranged Nasat, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. TJ Sinclair

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    I think I just laughed myself to death. Typing this is just my body's natural autonomic functions dwindling down...
     
  2. KRAD

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    This is the best thread in the entire history of the Internet. BRILLIANT!
     
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    KRAD Keith R.A. DeCandido Admiral

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    Also, Sonek Pran is a folk musician, not a country musician. I wouldn't be caught dead writing a country musician......

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    Absolutely brilliant stuff. I might ask S&S to replace the back-cover copy on my books with some of these. :)
     
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    That Q&A one would definitely explain a LOT of things! :lol:
     
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    The ABYSS one is hilarious! A true Bond villian! :rommie: I lol'd at all of the ones I read, though!
     
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    How did I go six months without reading this thread?

    Deranged Nasat=Awesome. :bolian:
     
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    Maybe this thread could be Stickied. Mods taking requests?
     
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    Ditto !

    One amendment though :

    Deranged Nasat = Deranged ! :D
     
  12. DorkBoy [TM]

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    :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: Congrats Deranged Nasat, you just won the internet. (Or at least the TrekBBS.)

    Funny, I just had the same thought. Of course if he'd keep writing them it wouldn't need to be. :)

    I saw these mentioned on KRAD's blog a while back but I didn't get a chance to actually read them until just now.

    These are hilarious. A few of the early ones aren't as funny to me just because I can't remember the books anymore, I read them so long ago. All the recent ones where I remember the context though are sooooo funny. I'd love to see more, for the new books as they come out.

    Oh deranged one, if you are still reading, please write more!
     
  13. Vendikarr

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    Try reading it with the music of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" in your head.

    edited: oops someone already posted that.
     
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    He seems to have left and after the way he acted in this thread, good riddance to him.
     
  15. rahullak

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    ^^
    Well that's a little harsh. Deranged Nasat may have been extreme in that thread, but his other contributions are good. Surely we can ignore that one strident thread.

    I hope he posts here again with more Humorous Novel summaries. :)
     
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    Whoa.
     
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    Yikes :(
     
  18. Relayer1

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    Anyone else fancy a go if he doesn't come back ?
     
  19. Emh

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    I can't believe I'm only just seeing this thread. Full of win. :guffaw:
     
  20. DorkBoy [TM]

    DorkBoy [TM] Captain Captain

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    I'm sure it won't be as good as Deranged Nasat's, but I'd like to take a stab at one.

    In which a Federation scientist risks all and sabotages his own starship to enter the Nexus, so he can finally realize his ultimate dream - dying a horrible death at the hands of the Borg along with his family.

    Anyone else?