Discussion in 'Deep Space Nine' started by Vulcan Princess, Oct 18, 2011.
. Patrick raised a timid objection,
"But I like pirate jokes..."
"Escpecially the one where the
wooden rum bottle became a
British MP for five consecutive
terms, and initiated sweeping reforms
(Love the avatar, TD. If your purple and my pastels are combined, we'll have the perfect Centauri fashion statement. Thot Mog will weep tears of joy, or possibly intimidated shame)
to the British Empire, Firstly
(Indeed we will fellow appreciator of Centauri style, who says that the old Austro Hungarian and British empires had nothing to offer us? They clearly inspired one group of aliens to sartorial heights...
The Narn might spoil it a bit methinks, yes?)
doing away with the Ministry
of silly walks () and cutting
the number of toadying lackeys
(Narn style? Bah! What's red and black and red and black and red and black?)
by 25% in the first
"Lord Rum Bottle,
#hic# I'm William Pitt the
Pirate. No. That's not right.
ah must be ratherrrrr dddruuuunkkkkk!!!
"The government is saturated, m'lord.
Can't tell arse from elbow
at present. The room's spinning.
And No 12 is shut!
(obscure political wordplay there.)
Hmm... Where is the scotch?
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