The Friday Flirt Thread...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by K'Ehleyr, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. K'Ehleyr

    K'Ehleyr Commodore Commodore

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    *Aha, the Italian with the DNA is here. Edges Plec's 'bucket' under the table*

    Hi iggi *puts elbows on table and squeezes them together (all the better to improve the decolletage) and leans chin on hands*
    How lovely to see you, a glass of pinot? Only if it's as cool as you ;)




    :guffaw:sorry I made myself cringe with that one
     
  2. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Of course not. :eek:

    ...absolute flippity-flaming drunk. :shifty:
     
  3. K'Ehleyr

    K'Ehleyr Commodore Commodore

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    Well it won't *hic* work.

    Do you know you have lovely eyes...
     
  4. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    *loads K'eh into basket and hops into elevator*

    Hope you like it warm. :devil:
     
  5. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

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    Dude, I live in Albuquerque, worked in a real Mexican restaurant, did a lot of bar tending, and know where to get some high-grade (not so legal) Tequila.

    But the Gauntlet has already hit the floor! :klingon:
     
  6. K'Ehleyr

    K'Ehleyr Commodore Commodore

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    I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
    "Down Boy"

    *Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners:rolleyes:


    :lol:
     
  7. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Don't worry, my dear, I would never treat you that way!

    And let *me* light that cigarette for you. Feel free also to put out the ash on top of my bald head, as I will gladly be your ashtray. :)
     
  8. K'Ehleyr

    K'Ehleyr Commodore Commodore

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    A gentleman at last, thank you kind sir, and I think you look most distinguished without my ash on your head :)
     
  9. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Ok so she wasn't drunk enough. Next time going to make it a 20-liter bucket just to be safe.


    *shakes ice out of pants*

    :shifty:
     
  10. Kirk's_Tights

    Kirk's_Tights Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Depends who was in the movie. If you could name names, I could let you know if they belong to me or to some 13 year old who got frisky over a 3D Jonas Brothers concert.
     
  11. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    13 year olds get frisky over 3D Jonas Brothers concerts?! :wtf:

    :shifty:
     
  12. SmoothieX

    SmoothieX Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I have the worst gas today.

    Who's up for some snugglin'?
     
  13. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Here's Shameless's phone number. He's ALWAYS up for snuggling. :techman:
     
  14. Thespeckledkiwi

    Thespeckledkiwi Vice Admiral

    Can't remember. Don't want to remember.
     
  15. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm always up. ;)

    Ahh Smoothie. My old pen pal.
     
  16. K'Ehleyr

    K'Ehleyr Commodore Commodore

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    Darn son has returned home ~ have to reliquish control of machine.

    Goodnight Gentlemen and Plec ;)
     
  17. Thespeckledkiwi

    Thespeckledkiwi Vice Admiral

    I thought Eddie was always up for snuggling as well :\
     
  18. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    We take turns. ;)
     
  19. Thespeckledkiwi

    Thespeckledkiwi Vice Admiral

    Squiggy is going to be disappointed :(
     
  20. Plecostomus

    Plecostomus Commodore

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    Good night. I'll be hiding somewhere awkward if you need me.

    *the Phantom Pervert disappears in a cloud of KY jelly boxes and condom wrappers*

    :shifty: ;)