The Friday Flirt Thread...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by K'Ehleyr, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. K'Ehleyr

    K'Ehleyr Commodore Commodore

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    Ok I'm bored. My men are out and I have access to you lot and a bottle of wine ~ so lets flirt. Innocent, old fashioned, "I say", "Carry On" stuff... let's see what your flirting style is like...

    So I'll start...

    Hello boys ;)

    Disclaimer ~ this thread is open to all, the more the merrier
     
  2. Plecostomus

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    So how you do'n? :cool:



    (is groping permitted? :confused:)
     
  3. captcalhoun

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    roses are red
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    let's go to bed
    i'm feeling...
     
  4. K'Ehleyr

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    'Aw Joey' *in the voice of Estelle*
    And no ~ no groping until the 2nd bottle of wine ;)

    thorny :confused:
     
  5. Plecostomus

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    Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all night... screaming but hey. Lemme buy you a drink then.
     
  6. K'Ehleyr

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    Plec ~ how did you ever get married :lol:
     
  7. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    i haven't got any money becuase of the credit crunch, could you buy me a drink?


    (as for my poem, a girl came in work today, wearing a vest top with that written on. when i asked her if it was an open offer, she said no because she hadn't felt that way for a long time...)
     
  8. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Hey K'Ehleyr, wanna roar and hurl heavy objects? :devil:
     
  9. An Officer

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    Whatever happened to ladies having a headache on a Friday night? :p
     
  10. K'Ehleyr

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    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
    It depends if you're quick at ducking and know any Klingon poetry?:klingon:
     
  11. Kirk's_Tights

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    My thong just hit the floor, any takers?
     
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  12. An Officer

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    They? Everybody in the thread? Oh dear...
     
  13. K'Ehleyr

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    We found Ibuprofen and gorgeous trekbbs men to entice us ;)
     
  14. Kirk's_Tights

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    Stupid coolers, still having an effect on my ability to speak proper english.
     
  15. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I am so there.

    Oh, wait, you said ducking? I can do that too. :angel:
     
  16. K'Ehleyr

    K'Ehleyr Commodore Commodore

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    Hi girls. *hands out cocktails*
    KT I think you've scared them away :lol:
     
  17. Squiggy

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    I like where this thread is going.
     
  18. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Bloodwine? Me likey. *grabs bottle and chugs*
     
  19. K'Ehleyr

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    Give me your right arm... *sniffs*
     
  20. Plecostomus

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    By accident. No seriously.

    I was working nightshift and I got off work one night... decided to hit the 24 hour supermarket and stock up on Hot-Pockets and other basic bachelor-foods (ranch dressing, ramen, pizza-rolls, mini-tacos, blocks of cheddar cheese and cans of red-beans.) This is at midnight mind you.

    I get to the frozen food section and there are no hot-pockets. None. All gone.

    This is odd, so I look around and I spot HER. Pushing a shopping-cart FULL of them around the corner. I run (actually walk) over to her and say "could I interest you in parting with a few of those so I have something to microwave at work this week?"

    Her reply "Yes of course. I wish I had one of those replicator things from Star Trek then I wouldn't have to share."

    Two hours of chit-chat and blah blah later I had her phone-number and a date. Six months later, married.


    Now back to the flirting. Are we only permitted to flirt with K'ehleyr or can we flirt with An Officer too?