The Crazy Cat Lady

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Shat Happens, Jul 4, 2014.

  1. Shat Happens

    Shat Happens Captain Captain

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    The dancer that attacked Kirk in V.

    I am very annoyed she had 3 tits. Cats, like all mammals including human females (and humanoid aliens, including Vulcans, Klingons and Romulans), have a even number of tits.

    Not sexy nor hard sci-fi, just weird

    Sciency-y link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilateral_symmetry#Bilateral_symmetry
     
  2. Dukhat

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    I didn't care about the dancer having three boobs when I originally saw the movie, and I don't care about it now.
     
  3. dub

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    I could tell they were fake, so I was immediately uninterested.
     
  4. Bry_Sinclair

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    Perhaps it was the three-breasted chest-piece they had originally planned for Troi.
     
  5. 2takesfrakes

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    She probably had 6 teets, originally, but had them modified for her "job" as a counter-top ... well, I wouldn't call her a "dancer," per se ... a counter-top swayer, I guess the word would be. She might've been concerned about projecting a more Human profile, especially as most of the patrons appear to be Human. And the music she was swaying to, I have to say, is some of the shittiest music I never wanted to listen to ... but the number and fakeness of her teets never concerned me.
     
  6. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    Or...she's alien & looks cat-like so Earth cat features aren't relevant.
     
  7. Armored Saint

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    She's Sonya Gomez grandmother!
     
  8. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Maybe she was Kzinti (some production materials identify her as a 'Kzinretti', which is the Kzin word for their females) or even Draylaxian - as we know from ENT, Draylaxian females have...three.
     
  9. wulfio

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    Are you saying you don`t like the 3 breasted woman in Total Recall either!?
     
  10. teacake

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    Some guy on ENT also talks about a planet with three breasted women.
     
  11. Draculasaurus

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    Three is great because for only 50 percent more breast, you get twice the cleavage.
    It's the deal of a lifetime.
     
  12. Armored Saint

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    Mathematically genius!

    But that's weird, the didn't make ears for Caithlin Dar, but they made that sophisticated make-up for an extra.
     
  13. Robert Comsol

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    Except for that human mutant girl in the original "Total Recall". ;)

    I don't like the whole scene. Kirk throws her on a waterpool table and then what - the cat lady died?

    Trying to make some sense out of this scene I wonder whether she might have belonged to the same species as M'Ress from TAS.

    Bob
     
  14. Mr. Laser Beam

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    That's the "Draylax" I just mentioned.
     
  15. Armored Saint

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    That's why cats hate water.
     
  16. Melakon

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    Thank goodness that by the time of 3-breasted space babes, I already knew women had 2. At least I wasn't disappointed like other young men might have been their first time.
     
  17. Shat Happens

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    If one of some fellows here at trekbbs would feel free to confess that happened to them, please do. (The "total recall" scene counts)

    I promise I wont literally LOL.
     
  18. Anji

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    Didn't that scene miss the final edit...or it was cut so short that it was difficult to tell how many...um, how well endowed the cat woman was???

    Either way, another reason ST III doesn't work. Too many extraneous scenes that don't have anything to do with advancing the plot.
     
  19. Therin of Andor

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    Kzinrrett.

    Yes, all three breasts were clearly visible onscreen.

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/therinofandor/4021497226/

    Ummm, the triple-beasted cat dancer was in ST V, not ST III.

    Shatner humor: the cat dancer is a cat, and she drowns in a pool table.
     
  20. KaineMorrison

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