"The Catwalk" Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by LeadHead, Nov 25, 2013.

  1. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    Ultraworld
    Archer: Any problems with the crew?
     
  2. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2004
    Location:
    Long Island, New York, USA
    PHLOX: Oh, a few bumps and bruises from the turbulence. Nothing too serious.
     
  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Archer takes note of how cramped Phlox's surroundings are.

    Archer: I could see about moving some of this to the aft section.
     
  4. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2004
    Location:
    Long Island, New York, USA
    PHLOX: Nonsense. I have plenty of room. I find the close quarters rather comforting. Reminds me of home.
     
  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Archer: I didn't realize that space was at a premium on Denobula.
     
  6. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2004
    Location:
    Long Island, New York, USA
    PHLOX: Twelve billion people sharing one continent.
     
  7. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    Ultraworld
    Archer: Let me know if you change your mind.

    [Catwalk command area]

    Archer: Travis?
     
  8. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2004
    Location:
    Long Island, New York, USA
    ARCHER: Let me know if you change your mind.
     
  9. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Later, in the command area...

    Archer: Travis?
     
  10. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    Ultraworld
    Travis: We've got a cluster of plasma eddies about 80,000 kilometres ahead. I should be able to steer clear of them.
     
  11. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2004
    Location:
    Long Island, New York, USA
    ARCHER: Wake me if there's a problem.
     
  12. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Mayweather: Aye, Captain.
     
  13. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2004
    Location:
    Long Island, New York, USA
    ARCHER: When we're past those eddies, try and get some rest yourself. Ensign Tanner can relieve you.
     
  14. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Mayweather: Thank you, Sir. Good night.
     
  15. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2004
    Location:
    Long Island, New York, USA
    ARCHER: Good night.
    Go on. Go to sleep.
     
  16. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Porthos: Don't tell me what to do!!!!!

    Actually, finishing...

    Archer lies down with a sleeping bag and turns on a PADD, which plays a water polo game.

    Archer: Does this bother you?

    T'Pol: Only slightly.

    Archer turns off the PADD an lies back to go to sleep, T'Pol uses her PADD, which makes noise as she uses it.

    T'Pol: Am I disturbing you?
     
  17. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    Ultraworld
    Archer: Only slightly.

    (she turns off her PADD and lies down)

    Archer: You know, there's a bright side to all of this.
     
  18. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    T'Pol: Really.
     
  19. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    Ultraworld
    Archer: It's bringing the crew closer together. If you forget about the storm outside, this is almost like going on a camping trip.
     
  20. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    T'Pol: Perhaps we can sing a few songs later.