The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence

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  1. Alrik

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  9. Rat Boy

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  10. Shatmandu

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    Sarek: "She was ... anatomically compatible."
    Sarek: "Her pretty sister said no."
     
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    (I'm sorry, I know that doesn't make any sense in this context.)
     
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  17. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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  18. Nerys Myk

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    AMANDA: Canon! Canon! I'm sick to death of canon!
     
  19. Rat Boy

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    The weekend, if no one else wants to jump in or if Joe doesn't relieve himself of his bag of cats. I'm through with doing changeouts during the work week.