The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence

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  1. Hambone

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    I get it. "Father Knows Best".
     
  2. Shatmandu

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    Sarek: "Your mother and I were ..."
    Amanda: "... wrestling. Playing."
    Spock: "Oh. Okay."
    Sarek, relieved: "It is settled, then."
    Spock: "Yep. Sure looked like you were fucking her, though."
     
  3. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Sarek: Your mother wishes me to explain to you the bifurcated birds and bees.
     
  4. captain crow

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    Kirk: I wish Lieutenant M'Ress would quit hacking up hairballs on the bridge.
     
  5. Jonas Grumby

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    Spock: "Sakok says his father's penis is bigger than yours."
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  6. Isis

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    After the Brady Bunch moved out of their house, the next residents were a much smaller family.
     
  7. Kegg

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    Sarek: You remain fullly capable of deciding your own destiny. The only question is, which path will you choose?
    Spock: Dad, that's probably the most illogical and poorly worded; conceptualised, and verbalised question you have ever asked me.
    Sarek: tl; dr lol

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    It made sense at the time. After all, everyone loved tribbles, and Kirk needed a love interest!
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: I swear to Surak, that was Carl's!
     
  9. Shatmandu

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    Sarek: "The caption contest waiting room is no place for a child."
    Amanda: "We've decided to kill you instead."
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: I hate you! I hope you die in a planetary implosion!!!
     
  11. captain crow

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    Sarek: And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you you meddling kid.
     
  12. Shatmandu

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    Sarek: "It is a myth that human females can achieve orgasm."
    <Amanda nods but looks away.>


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    Kirk: "Ambassador Bigmuff, would you join me for dinner?"



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    Sarek: "Yes, we live in a glass house, but it is perfectly acceptable to criticise asswipes."
     
  13. Rat Boy

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    Sarek: "Did you put bacon in my laundry?"
     
  14. Isis

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    With his current relationship, Kirk came to the realization that women who are all fluff and no substance leave something to be desired.
     
  15. captain crow

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    Kirk: Uhura, contact the Guinness World Records people and have them send someone out to see if this is the world's biggest ball of used gum.
     
  16. Nerys Myk

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  17. The Squire of Gothos

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  18. The Squire of Gothos

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    Sarek: "It is my long service medal, why do you ask?"

    or

    Sarek: "Yes, I do have several red fountain pens in my pocket, why do you ask?"

    or

    Sarek: "It is a logical design, it doubles as part of a slot car track."
     
  19. T'Girl

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    Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out and sell some women's shoes.

    (different obscure reference)
     
  20. EnsignHarper

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    While K'elly goes out to look for someone in ponfarr?