Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 29, 2009.
I get it. "Father Knows Best".
Sarek: "Your mother and I were ..."
Amanda: "... wrestling. Playing."
Spock: "Oh. Okay."
Sarek, relieved: "It is settled, then."
Spock: "Yep. Sure looked like you were fucking her, though."
Sarek: Your mother wishes me to explain to you the bifurcated birds and bees.
Kirk: I wish Lieutenant M'Ress would quit hacking up hairballs on the bridge.
Spock: "Sakok says his father's penis is bigger than yours."
Amanda: "It isn't the size that is important, Spock. And besides, it isn't that much bigger....... Oops!!"
After the Brady Bunch moved out of their house, the next residents were a much smaller family.
Sarek: You remain fullly capable of deciding your own destiny. The only question is, which path will you choose?
Spock: Dad, that's probably the most illogical and poorly worded; conceptualised, and verbalised question you have ever asked me.
Sarek: tl; dr lol
It made sense at the time. After all, everyone loved tribbles, and Kirk needed a love interest!
SPOCK: I swear to Surak, that was Carl's!
Sarek: "The caption contest waiting room is no place for a child."
Amanda: "We've decided to kill you instead."
SPOCK: I hate you! I hope you die in a planetary implosion!!!
Sarek: And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you you meddling kid.
Sarek: "It is a myth that human females can achieve orgasm."
<Amanda nods but looks away.>
Kirk: "Ambassador Bigmuff, would you join me for dinner?"
Sarek: "Yes, we live in a glass house, but it is perfectly acceptable to criticise asswipes."
Sarek: "Did you put bacon in my laundry?"
With his current relationship, Kirk came to the realization that women who are all fluff and no substance leave something to be desired.
Kirk: Uhura, contact the Guinness World Records people and have them send someone out to see if this is the world's biggest ball of used gum.
On standing up, the Captain realised it wasn't just gas he had passed.
Sarek: "It is my long service medal, why do you ask?"
Sarek: "Yes, I do have several red fountain pens in my pocket, why do you ask?"
Sarek: "It is a logical design, it doubles as part of a slot car track."
Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out and sell some women's shoes.
(different obscure reference)
While K'elly goes out to look for someone in ponfarr?
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