The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

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    Hiya, folks.

    Just a little late getting back on track from the holidays. Hope everyone had at least a decent time. I was up until 4 am Christmas Eve putting together a damned pretend baby-changing table for my daughter that was designed and manufactured by the Devil himself.

    But anyway, here we go. Your captions that set my toes to tappin' were:

    Nicely done, all.

    This week's bits are:

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    Have at it.

    Joe, still finding bows in the couch cushions
     
  2. Shatmandu

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  6. Shatmandu

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  7. Rat Boy

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    Rat Boy's dad: "You won a Shatmandu-run caption contest using the exact same caption you used a year and a half ago to win an Outpost4 caption contest?"

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  8. Shatmandu

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    Rat Boy: "If he can use the same jokes over and over, why can't I?"
     
  9. Rat Boy

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  10. milo bloom

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  11. mari

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    Hi! Newb here! :) Love these caption games...

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  12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  17. Gil T.Azell

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    Thanks for the win!

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