The Animated Series Caption Contest #16: Soup To Nuts

Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    Hiya, folks.

    I've made a command decision on the caption contests I do: no more running tallies on wins. It drives me up a damned wall doing the changes every week, and I want these to be fun rather than a chore.

    If anyone else wants to post a running tab, that's fine with me.

    Anyhoot, nice start on the relaunch! The best were:


    Nicely done, all!

    This week's shots are ...


    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]




    [​IMG]

    Have at it.

    Joe, fin
     
  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    [​IMG]

    Spock: "Nailing that would be logical."



    [​IMG]

    Glort: "That's not the gear shift, Mr. Spock."


    [​IMG]

    Ms. Haridian: "That's not the gear shift either."
     
  3. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2004
    Location:
    scottydog
    [​IMG]

    Superman, on right: "With my x-ray vision, I can see right through that garb."

    Spock: "Is she gorgeous underneath?"

    Superman: "I'm talking about the Gorn. He's so hot!"
     
  4. captain crow

    captain crow Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2009
    Thanks for the win Shatmandu.


    [​IMG]
    The Adventures of Ass Rubbing McCoy: The Animated Series
     
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2009
  5. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2002
    Location:
    Somewhere in the South Pacific
    [​IMG]

    Gorn: "Pardon me, Miss, but word around the ship is that you're keen for a big lizard."


    [​IMG]

    McCoy: "The name's Leonard McCoy. But you probably know me better as 'Alexis' from that lesbian chat room you're so fond of!"
     
  6. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2007
    Thanks for the wins. :techman:

    [​IMG]

    McCoy: "Before you ask, that's not a phaser."
     
  7. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    [​IMG]

    Gorn: "How'd you like a little lizard in your gizzard?"



    [​IMG]

    Glort: "We never talk anymore: with you, it's always straight to the handjob in the car."


    [​IMG]

    McCoy: "I did warm my hand. That's my penis."
     
  8. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2004
    Location:
    At The Laughing Vulcan's party...
    Thanks for the win!

    [​IMG]

    Spock: "If this were live action, I'd so be double dipping that... If this were live action that is."


    [​IMG]

    Camille: "What fanwanker thought up a Star Trek Red Dwarf crossover."
    Spock: "Shut the smeg up, Gelf, and turn into skinny Uhura again, but this time with boobs."


    [​IMG]

    Uhura: "Listen Captain, I'm no scientist or xenobiologist. I'm just a communications officer. But what Doctor McCoy said is real. I've seen shit on that planet that will turn you white!"
     
  9. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    Gorn: "Come back to my place, baby. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."

    [​IMG]

    Spock: "It's December and you haven't set your clock back an hour yet? No wonder we're always so fucking late to work."

    [​IMG]

    Dr. McCoy's first attempt at cloning himself resulted in Ass Fisting McCoy.
     
  10. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    Kirk (offscreen): "Now, calm down madam, you're safe now, I promise. Tell me again about the attack. The creature that destroyed the outpost, can you describe it? Ummm-hmmmm. Okay, it was pale, looming, it breathed heavily and attacked from behind-- BONES! CUT IT OUT!"
     
  11. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    "Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, Magizmo the Gorn, master of magic, and his loooovely assistant, Devna! For his first trick, Magizmo will make the Cestus III outpost disappear"

    [​IMG]

    M3Green (slow monotone): "....and that's how my third wife left me. After that I got a job at the bakery, and after three days I got fired for putting the wrong kind of flour in the brown bags, what Mr.Red called sloppy working. My boiler burst the next evening so I was up all night trying to hold back the water. I called my brother, but he had been arrested for fraud, and was spending the night in prison. At 2.33 PM I decided to go down to the local parts shop and get some replacement parts for the boiler, but I slipped and twisted my ankle on the way. The hospital was full so they transported me in a rundown ambulance to the Central Hospital 80 miles away. When I got there-"

    *Spock grabs wheel, turns car towards ravine*
     
  12. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    Spock: "For a guy with as many arms as you have, you can't drive stick for shit."
     
  13. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    [​IMG]

    Super Vulcan: "Give me a second, and I'll liven this party up ..."
     
  14. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    Fish Girl: "Oh, so they all ogle the green one who looks like she has Rigellian herpes all over her body and they think I'm the freak?"
     
  15. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    [​IMG]

    Fish Girl, loudly: "If my mouth is full, I can breathe through my gills."
    <All males turn their full attention toward her. Green slut deflates.>
     
  16. seigezunt

    seigezunt Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2007
    Location:
    Delta Vega
    :lol: You are a dirty, dirty old man, Joe.

    Let's have lunch. :lol:
     
  17. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2002
    Location:
    Terra Inlandia, Kelvin timeline
    [​IMG]

    Spock: Are you Xerius?
    Xerius: Of course I am. See for yourself: Fish Girl has no nose.
     
  18. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    Super Romulan: "I shall use my X-Ray vision to see through her...never mind then. There's some dangling fruit on that vine."
     
  19. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Down in the tube station at midnight
    [​IMG]

    SPOCK: That's it??? For what we paid, I was expecting boobs.
     
  20. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2003
    Location:
    The Bay Area
    [​IMG]

    Sitting Klingon: I wish to read her poetry while she hurls objects at my face.
    Standing Klingon: I just want her to sit on my face.