And when her kids start wearing odd coloured basketball sneakers like Punkie Brewster? There's going to be a slap that can be heard across the world. OH GOODNESS! Can you imagine Keri in the Cabbagepatch Doll Riots hobbling other mothers to get into the store first? I recall a news report where he stores claimed that although they had run out, that some B52 Bombers were going to drop hundreds of free cabbage patch dolls into a nearby park. Americans are so gullible. Dolls falling form the sky would kill people. There were no planes. There were no dolls.