The Agnostic Prayer

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  1. EmoBorg

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    I am an agnostic. I came from a strongly religious background. While other kids had posters of sport stars, musicians and actors on their bedroom walls, My parents only allowed for religious imagery and verses on the wall of my bedroom. That is how religiously i was raised.

    Many Agnostic and Atheist did come from religious background just like me and have left that all behind.

    I remember praying when i was young and i was wondering what could be a good agnostic prayer. We agnostic still believe in a higher force but reject organized religion. After searching for a long time, I came across the Poem if by Rudyard Kipling.

    The poem gives me strength now. If the agnostic and atheist folks got any poems, could you please post it here.

    If by Rudyard Kipling

    If you can keep your head when all about you
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
    But make allowance for their doubting too;


    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
    Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:


    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;


    If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:


    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breathe a word about your loss;


    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’


    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much;


    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
     
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  2. Coloratura

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    I don't need an agnostic prayer.
    I'm an agnostic.
     
  3. Gryffindorian

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    My favorite Serenity Prayer parody:

    "Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    the Courage to change the things I cannot accept, and
    the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
    as they be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me to always give 100% at work
    12% on Monday.
    23% on Tuesday.
    40% on Wednesday.
    20% on Thursday.
    5% on Friday.
     
  4. EmoBorg

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    I understand that completely but you have to remember that many agnostic and atheist come from religious background and one of the charges leveled at us by the religious is that we lack in moral values.

    We have to show that religion was a first attempt at morality but later secular philosophy can do it much better. Many in the developed world are agnostic, atheist and freethinkers and our numbers are growing based on the census taken every decade.

    Secular Humanism is the future. But we do need to show that we do have a moral center as well.
     
  5. EmoBorg

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    Crap i spelled Agnostic wrongly in the thread's title.. Can it be corrected?
     
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  6. Miss Chicken

    Miss Chicken Little three legged cat with attitude Premium Member

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    Matt Dillahunty makes some interesting points about atheistic morality in this video (at about the 3.50 mark)


    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGuVZmUVwcM&feature=related[/yt]
     
  7. teacake

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    Agonstic.. sounds like some fail teflon.
     
  8. Coloratura

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    5 years ago I was an Evangelical Christian minister. I get the whole idea, but I don't need a prayer. I don't think agnostics need prayers. What good does it serve?
     
  9. EmoBorg

    EmoBorg Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I love Dennis Hopper rendition of the poem If.

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    I like this modern take of If as well.

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    Thanks for correcting the title.
     
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  10. sojourner

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    I don't pray, but in high stress situations I have been praised for my sense of calm. Mainly because in my mind I take a moment to go through The Litany should I feel the need.

    I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    Only I will remain

    It actually works really well.
     
  11. T'Preea

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    I understand how Agnostics feel the "need" to have a prayer of their own, even if they have no idea who or what they're praying to. My rituals serve that purpose for me. They're sort of like a prayer, but they have more energy work; herbs, incense; and candles.
     
  12. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    It wouldn't be a prayer, because a prayer is a message to a supernatural being, but people are inspired by poems, songs, quotes, affirmations and the like. This is pretty universal Human behavior.
     
  13. Gaith

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    Here's a quote from the King James Bible (Philippians 4:8) that EmoBorg may enjoy, as it was also a favorite of the Hitchmeister's:


    Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.


    Then there's one of my personal favorite mantras, being simply: Practice compassion.
     
  14. thestrangequark

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    I guess the distinction is whether you are a religious agnostic, like Emoborg or an agnostic atheist, like you, J (at least, that's what you seem to be, correct me if I'm wrong!). For a religious agnostic, admittedly, a philosophy I have trouble understanding, I suppose there could be some worth in prayer. I don't really think praying necessarily displays any kind of moral center, though, and if you're praying just to show you have a moral center, well, isn't that worse?
    I would advise the OP that if he wants to show that he has moral center, to live kindly, honestly, and productively. Religion is not necessary for morality, and neither is prayer. "Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
     
  15. slackbladder

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    the ol' pyramid week. i like it.
     
  16. RoJoHen

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    Let's call it an Agnostic Mission Statement.
     
  17. thestrangequark

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    :lol: That reminds me, I went on Okcupid, and they have the standard religion choices (Christian, Hindu, agnostic, atheist, etc) and then qualifiers, ("and not very serious about it," "and laughing about it," etc). Well, I thought "Agnostic and very serious about it" was hilarious!
     
  18. RoJoHen

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    So many people wouldn't understand why that's funny.
     
  19. Warp Coil

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    Re: The Agonstic Prayer

    This one works for me!

    Yeah, I really don't pray or feel a need to recite a prayer, poem or excerpt of any kind. While I lean a little more to the agnostic side than the atheist side, I typically feel like the only person in control of my destiny is me. If I am stressed or I find myself in a situation, the only person I should be talking to is.... myself. And I don't need prayer to tell me what to do.
     
  20. Haggis and tatties

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    I dont believe any of this. ;)
     

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