Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

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  1. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK: I presume you have come up with new ways to give me a purple nurple as well as an atomic wedgie.

    Proceed.
     
  2. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK: The Doctor seems to have been correct.

    You DO have a back molar that needs to come out.
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    Spock: "It would appear I have attained Pon Farr much too soon. I will be requiring assistance - from two of you."
     
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    Kirk tried to show Spock his impersonation of 20th century singer Slim Whitman* by putting his balls in a Vice.

    The 1996 film Mars Attacks! features Whitman's rendition of "Indian Love Call" as a weapon against alien invaders
     
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    SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if the three of you keep STARING AT ME.
     
  7. cooleddie74

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    HOME ALONE X:

    Lost in a New Timeline
     
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    Lil Spock had second thoughts about liking humans after seeing the caption contests at TrekBBS.
     
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    Kirk: "I specifically said 'hold the onions'. I HATE ONIONS! Go make me another burger, and do it right this time."
     
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  12. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK: As I suspected.

    You have been eating garlic and asparagus.

    SECURITY!!! Get this man a bottle of Scope.
     
  13. cooleddie74

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    LEAD BULLY: So, Spock...

    are you going to join the rest of us this Halloween in dressing as the Beatles...

    Or do we teach you a lesson?
     
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    In the revised version, it was Kirk, not Pike, who ended up in "the Chair-thingy". Abrams just had a lighter hand when it came to story-telling.
     
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    SPOCK: You have an excellently-kept set of teeth, Cadet.

    Astonishing...considering the amount of unwashed female genitalia you regularly consume.
     
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    McCoy: "Jim, you have foot in mouth disease."


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    McCoy: "Jim, when you told me you were going to eat Uhura, I thought you meant something else."
     
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    KIRK: Wow! That really is R2D2 in the debris field!
     
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    SPOCK: I'll inform Doctor McCoy that the side-effects are back.
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    KIRK:TASTES GREAT!!!!


    SPOCK: No, Cadet.

    Less...filling.
     
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  20. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK: Dr. McCoy seems to have been correct, Jim.

    You DO need to learn how to moderate your personal sexual fetishes.