Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

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  1. Starbreaker

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    45 years of Star Trek has been erased!!!!

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  4. LeadHead

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  5. Gil T.Azell

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  6. Shatmandu

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    Spock: "You are calling me human?"
    Asswipes: "Affirmative."
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  7. cooleddie74

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    Hi...I'm the great-great-great-great-great grandson of the legendary Martha Raye...

    THE BIGMOUTH!!!
     
  8. cooleddie74

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  9. Aragorn

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  10. Sector 7

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    Awesome quote from one of my favorite movies. I wish I had thought of it! I got a creepy chill reading this caption with this pic.
     
  11. Nerys Myk

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  12. cooleddie74

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  13. cooleddie74

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    Medical science had grown by astounding leaps and bounds by the year 2258...but a wisdom toothache was STILL a wisdom toothache.
     
  14. Sector 7

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  15. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: What? Sorry, I was looking at a naked Human woman.

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  16. M'Sharak

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  18. cooleddie74

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    Don't you EVER bring up that PRINCESS DIARIES movie again!!!!

    That is a violation of the convention regarding treatment of officers and cadets aboard a Starfleet vessel!!!
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    Lil Spock: You are 10 minutes early. The Smackdown begins promptly at 4:00 p.m.

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    [My very first photoshop attempt. Please be gentle. I used Paint.]
     
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