Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. Starbreaker

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  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  4. Santa Garrus

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  6. Shatmandu

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    Hi...I'm the great-great-great-great-great grandson of the legendary Martha Raye...

    THE BIGMOUTH!!!
     
  8. SantaEddie74

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  10. Sector 7

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    Awesome quote from one of my favorite movies. I wish I had thought of it! I got a creepy chill reading this caption with this pic.
     
  11. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  15. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    Don't you EVER bring up that PRINCESS DIARIES movie again!!!!

    That is a violation of the convention regarding treatment of officers and cadets aboard a Starfleet vessel!!!
     
  19. SantaEddie74

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    [My very first photoshop attempt. Please be gentle. I used Paint.]
     
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