Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

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  2. Herkimer Jitty

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    Vulcan Bully: "Your mother is illogical."

    Spock: (Deadpan) "Well-played, gentlemen. Well-played."

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    Spock: "Yes, that is an accurate representation of what my face looks like after I suck Uhura's cock."

    Kirk: "Uhura's what?"
     
  3. Starbreaker

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    Can you see my filling?
     
  4. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: Red matter....thought it...was....a gumball.

    SPOCK: Sucks to be you. (raises eyebrow)
     
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    Kirk: "Imma goin' super sayain!!!"

    Spock: "Fascinating."
     
  6. Gertch

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    Spock: "Fascinating. I thought it was I that should be constantly shouting."


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    Kirk: "I can't hear you over the sound of my shouting. I'm not quite awesome yet."
     
  7. Isis

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    You, too! :)
     
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  10. Shatmandu

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    Spock: "If you feelin' amphibious, JUMP."
     
  11. Isis

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    Young Spock knew he could never consider himself human when his mother forced him to sing lead for Spockie and the Logicians.
     
  12. Shatmandu

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    ^^^ :lol:

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    Sarek: "Do that again, I'll euthanize your sehlat."
     
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    Li'lSpock: Psst! Yes, in the front row... wearing the "rock paper scissors lizard Spock" shirt... can I have some of your Milk Duds?
     
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    Kirk: "I WILL NOT ALLOW US TO GO BACKWARDS!!!"

    Chekov: "Keptain, ze block hole iz pulling us back towards it."

    Kirk: "Ok, bad example."
     
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    Most awkward idea for a Beatles album cover EVER.
     
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    Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru...but never mastered the blue jeans zipper.
     
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    Kirk: "DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!"

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