Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Like Tiger Woods to a horse-faced, emotionally-hollow white woman, it may take me a while, but I'll always be back for another romp.

    The bestest of the best from last round were ...












    Nicely done, all of you.

    This week's bits are:

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    Have at it.

    Joe, later than never
     
  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    S'Notnose: "Too bad your father wasn't Ambassador to Orion ..."


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    Kirk: "THEY'RE GOING TO PHOTOSHOP MEEEEEEEEE!"
     
  3. captain crow

    captain crow Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Spock: It is highly illogical for something that small to able to get caught like that.
     
  4. Shatmandu

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    Pine: "They love me, right? They wouldn't mess with me."



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    Pine: "Ow."
    Quinto: "You may have overestimated your popularity."
     
  5. Franklin

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    It was rumored by some that parts of the next Star Trek movie were filmed in secret during the shooting of ST09. This leaked snippet of film seems to confirm that rumor:

    Kirk: Khaaaaaaaaannn!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Shatmandu

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  7. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    S'Imoncowell: "Dreadful, you're not going to Hollywood."
     
  8. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK:Since Doctor McCoy is not here at the moment...

    Please turn.

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  9. cooleddie74

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    S'notnose: SPOCK!

    Give us your holographic lunch credits...NOW.
     
  10. Franklin

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    Kogan [distracted and wandring out of the shot]: I'm sorry, Mr. Abrams. But I'm just not able to concentrate right now.
    Abrams: What's wrong, Jacob? Did Jimmy Bennett steal your bike again?
     
  11. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK: I thought that was applied to the neck!!!!!
     
  12. Yeoman Randi

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    HEY JOE,

    Wow! thanks for the win!!! You've made my day!

    Just wanna thank you and everyone else who submits captions to your contests a big thank you for all the laughs you have given me over the last few months. I think you are all such wonderfully talented people....anyone who can make another person laugh they way you all do for me deserve a great big hug! Have a happy and safe new years all!

    The Yeoman~

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    Pine: Olivia was seen buying condoms?????? WITHOUT ME????????
     
  13. Jonas Grumby

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    First Vulcan in Background: "He's using the Brainwave Scanner to create a holographic image of a young, human, Nubian female. But he's imaging her naked! Should we do something?
    Second Vulcan: "I don't know. I mean, he is half-human himself. Maybe this is just some harmless and innocent manifestation of his human side."
    Third Vulcan: "Oh, for crying out loud, he's got her kissing her own ass!"


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    Spock: "Contrary to rumor, there is no such thing as the 'Vulcan Death Grip." This, however, is the Vulcan 'Have I got your attention now?' Grip."
     
  14. Alrik

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    Lil Spock: "Again? You guys are real deuchebags, you know that?"

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    Spock: "With just a little more preasure, I believe I can make you a soprano."
     
  15. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Yeoman Randi,

    You're very welcome. This is a great place to play, and you and everyone else here make it better!



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    Skirk, the worst Vulcan ever: "EAT SHIT, YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE HUMAN!!"


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  16. Alrik

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    S'Notnose: "Your dad is a traitor and your mom shoplifts from Saks."

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  17. Rat Boy

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    Bully: "There's no Santa Claus."

    *Spock screams, tackles and starts to beat the shit out of him*

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    Spock: "Fascinating. I believe you have correctly emulated Lieutenant Uhura's 'Oh Face.'"
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    S'NOTNOSE: Your haircut is silly and your mother dresses you funny!

    SPOCK: We all look the same, dumbass!
     
  19. KittyDuran

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    [Oops, sorry Chris... he said in a linked interview in the Chris Pine appreciation thread that he wants women to tell him it's "huge" even if they have to lie.]
     
  20. Sector 7

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    S'Notnose: Lil Spock is always playing Mortal Kombat. Let's kick his butt!

    S'Poiledbrat: I dunno... he just beat your high score...
     
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