Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Rat Boy

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    Pegg: "The Budweiser brewery?! Bloody hell, JJ, this is Star Trek, not Space Mutiny!"
     
  2. Alrik

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    Thanks for the win Shatmandu! I'll try to get back and join in here soon.
     
  3. John Picard

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    Scotty: "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?"
     
  4. Rat Boy

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    Keenser (thinking): Do I tell him that "ample nacelles" is really a metaphor for a penis?
     
  5. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "Ellison Base here is one big meth lab. I'm a drug dealer."
     
  6. Gertch

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    Running Uhura can't keep up with running Spock.
     
  7. scottydog

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    Scotty: "Acch, stop your whinin'. You luke good here. I didna think you'd mind me postin' your nudie photos online."
     
  8. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    COLD HANDS!!​
     
  9. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with him."
     
  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Pegg: Cripes! Its the director! Get the mask on and don't forget to scrunch down!
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY: Forgive him, lads.

    The wee bloke's never seen an old Vulcan with saggin' man boobies before.
     
  12. cooleddie74

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    KEENSER: Don't exacerbate things, sir.

    SCOTTY:What's THAT bloody mean?

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    UHURA: Oh, NO the bitch didn't!!
     
  13. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Uhura: Chapel! You platinum-haired bimbo! You gets your hands off my man!
     
  14. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY: They still have sandwiches and hidden R2-D2 Easter eggs in films where YE come from?


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    When the ladies' room on Deck 2 was free...one HAD to take full opportunity of the vacancy.
     
  15. cooleddie74

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    Aye, little one.

    Back in the 20th and 21st centuries they called 'em Snuff Films.
     
  16. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    CREWMAN: Hey!!!!! I just waxed that floor!!!
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY: Winona Ryder can bloody do THAT with ping pong balls, can she?!
     
  18. Alrik

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    CREWMAN: "Ya know Ma'am. You've got a pair of legs that make a perfect ass out of themselves."
     
  19. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Scotty: "A three-way with you?! Now that's just nasty."
     
  20. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    When they installed an old-style jukebox on the Enterprise, Uhura went a bit overboard.