Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Nerys Myk

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    UHURA: Where'd those two idiots come from?
     
  2. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "Glad you're here: this wee chap told me he was a lass for the first three months."
    Kirk: "Jeez."
    Scotty: "I plowed his field thrice nightly until I felt around down there and grabbed his pigs and whistle."


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    Kirk: "Working on important Starfleet business down here?"
    Scotty: "Aye."
    Keenser: "Mostly fixing Coke machines."
    Scotty: "Shut Up!"
     
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  3. Shatmandu

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    (I think the commercials are unfunny, but doesn't that look like the Geico googley-eyed dollar bill stack on Keenser's shoulder?"


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    Kirk: "What's that on your apron?"
    Keenser: "Been butchering this morning's visitors. Seven time-traveling asswipes from a ship called Voyager. Said they were here to repair the timeline, but he was hungry."
    Scotty: "The one what looked like a orange gopher tasted like chicken."
     
  4. Yeoman Randi

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    One of E.Harmonys lesser known success stories.
     
  5. scottydog

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    Scotty to Kirk and Spock Prime: "I hope you brought some decent food. I've been eatin' Starfleet protien nibs for six months. I'm bleedin' sick of them. Not a square sausage or a tattie in sight. I'm so starved I'm considerin' eatin' me wee oyster-faced mate here."

    Keesner: "I hope I give you the shits".
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    1. Uhura: "Dammit! Who used wax on these corridors?"

    2. Uhura: "Oh Shit! Now I have a wedgie. I shouldn't have worn a thong today!"
     
  7. M'Sharak

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    I barely watch TV any more, so I hadn't seen the commercials yet, but I think you've got something there.


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  8. bullethead

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    JJ Abrams: No one will notice that we photoshopped Zoe into this scene!
     
  9. Herkimer Jitty

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    Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."

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    Scotty: "Huh. This "Two Girls, One Cup" video ain't nearly as bad as everyone keeps tellng me it is."
     
  10. Gep Malakai

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  11. Nerys Myk

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    Did we get that zombie thing sorted out? 'cause I gotta meet some mates at The Winchester
     
  12. Gep Malakai

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  13. Shatmandu

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    Spock (os): "Your partner Keenser there is a female. All of that species are."
    Scotty, aghast, turning: "And ye've been watching me shite in the bog all this time?"
     
  14. Yeoman Randi

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    OMG, when did you go to my Aunt Diva's house? Seriously. I had to look twice ....all that's missing is the plastic on the couch!
     
  15. Yeoman Randi

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    And my immediate thought was this guy:

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    but i think yours is more on the money. Heh.
     
  16. Aragorn

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    Scotty: No.
    Keenser: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
    Scotty: No.
    Keenser: Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
    Scotty: Yes, I have.
    Keenser: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
    Scotty: No!


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    Crewman Malakai was about to discover the meaning of the T-shirt that read: "Real Starfleet officers go commando."
     
  17. John Picard

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    Scotty: "*burp* Ah'll tell ya wun th-th-thing *urp* she's u-uh-uuuuugly BELCH sumth'n fier*urp*ce....bu-uuuuhhh *BURP* is a helluva cook."
     
  18. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY: Ye'd never BELIEVE how difficult it is to get a license and papers for this thing!!

    And the DROPPINGS?!

    Acccch!!




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    Uhura could never resist a good Monique concert when it was broadcast over subspace.
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    It's me runnin' theory that THIS wee bloke is really Admiral Archer's beagle.

    The way he poops and sheds? Seems to make bloody sense to ME.
     
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  20. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "They sent you here over Admiral Archer's dog?"
    Scotty: "YES! Well, that and the several hundred upskirt photos I took of the his Vulcan lady friend."