Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.
UHURA: Where'd those two idiots come from?
Scotty: "Glad you're here: this wee chap told me he was a lass for the first three months."
Scotty: "I plowed his field thrice nightly until I felt around down there and grabbed his pigs and whistle."
Kirk: "Working on important Starfleet business down here?"
Keenser: "Mostly fixing Coke machines."
Scotty: "Shut Up!"
(I think the commercials are unfunny, but doesn't that look like the Geico googley-eyed dollar bill stack on Keenser's shoulder?"
Kirk: "What's that on your apron?"
Keenser: "Been butchering this morning's visitors. Seven time-traveling asswipes from a ship called Voyager. Said they were here to repair the timeline, but he was hungry."
Scotty: "The one what looked like a orange gopher tasted like chicken."
One of E.Harmonys lesser known success stories.
Scotty to Kirk and Spock Prime: "I hope you brought some decent food. I've been eatin' Starfleet protien nibs for six months. I'm bleedin' sick of them. Not a square sausage or a tattie in sight. I'm so starved I'm considerin' eatin' me wee oyster-faced mate here."
Keesner: "I hope I give you the shits".
1. Uhura: "Dammit! Who used wax on these corridors?"
2. Uhura: "Oh Shit! Now I have a wedgie. I shouldn't have worn a thong today!"
I barely watch TV any more, so I hadn't seen the commercials yet, but I think you've got something there.
Reaction to James Cameron's Avatar was not as positive as expected.
JJ Abrams: No one will notice that we photoshopped Zoe into this scene!
Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."
Scotty: "Huh. This "Two Girls, One Cup" video ain't nearly as bad as everyone keeps tellng me it is."
Did we get that zombie thing sorted out? 'cause I gotta meet some mates at The Winchester
Spock (os): "Your partner Keenser there is a female. All of that species are."
Scotty, aghast, turning: "And ye've been watching me shite in the bog all this time?"
OMG, when did you go to my Aunt Diva's house? Seriously. I had to look twice ....all that's missing is the plastic on the couch!
And my immediate thought was this guy:
but i think yours is more on the money. Heh.
Keenser: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Keenser: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Keenser: Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
Scotty: Yes, I have.
Keenser: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
Crewman Malakai was about to discover the meaning of the T-shirt that read: "Real Starfleet officers go commando."
Scotty: "*burp* Ah'll tell ya wun th-th-thing *urp* she's u-uh-uuuuugly BELCH sumth'n fier*urp*ce....bu-uuuuhhh *BURP* is a helluva cook."
SCOTTY: Ye'd never BELIEVE how difficult it is to get a license and papers for this thing!!
And the DROPPINGS?!
Uhura could never resist a good Monique concert when it was broadcast over subspace.
It's me runnin' theory that THIS wee bloke is really Admiral Archer's beagle.
The way he poops and sheds? Seems to make bloody sense to ME.
Kirk: "They sent you here over Admiral Archer's dog?"
Scotty: "YES! Well, that and the several hundred upskirt photos I took of the his Vulcan lady friend."
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