Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    I've made a command decision on the caption contests I do: no more running tallies on wins. It drives me up a damned wall doing the changes every week, and I want these to be fun rather than a chore.

    If anyone else wants to post a running tab, that's fine with me. I just can't do it.

    Anyways, this past week was epic. And we've gone beyond snorting liquid and moved to trail mix in the sinuses. Can shit pants be far behind?

    My favorites were:




    Man, those were great. Nicely played, everyone.

    This week's bit is:

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    And the oddity:

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    Have fun.

    Joe, fin
     
  2. Shatmandu

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  3. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the wins! I'm surprised, though that you picked my weakest caption. :p


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    Keenser: "I said no."

    Scotty: "You did it for last year's graduating class."

    Keener: [grumbles]

    Scotty: "Mr. Spock will love it."

    Keener: [sighs, singing] "Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, you great big greedy nincompoop..."



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  5. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "Up yer shaft."

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  10. Franklin

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    Average Trek BBS poster's first take on this picture: She looks photo-shopped.

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  12. Rat Boy

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  13. Franklin

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    Deep Roy: No.
    Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
    Deep Roy: No.
    Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting.
    Deep Roy: No.
    Pegg: I like this ship! It's bleeding exciting!
    Deep Roy: Don't improvise.
    Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
    Deep Roy: No.
    Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
    Deep Roy: Did it.
    Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
    Deep Roy: Worst yet.
    Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
    Deep Roy: Got it.
    Pegg: Thanks.
     
  14. Rat Boy

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    :lol: Brilliant!
     
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