Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?

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  1. Capt_Pickirk

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  10. Finngle Bells

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    Is someone else supposed to take over? This thread began in April and it has been nearly a month since the last post.
     
  11. Gil T.Azell

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  12. Sector 7

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    Yeah, I think this thread has jumped the shark. It's a shame because it is one of my favorite ongoing threads.
     
  13. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    If some wants to pick up the gauntlet, its cool. I went through a rough patch in real life a while back and let this slide. Sorry.
     
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    I'm very sorry to hear that, Nerys Myk. I'll keep you in my prayers! My health has been problematic lately, so I cannot take it on right now.
     
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    Whose turn is it?
     
  17. CommanderRaytas

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    ^ This one is a winner all by itself!
     
  18. R. Star

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    I think you just volunteered to declare the winners. ;)
     
  19. CommanderRaytas

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    LOL!

    And I did! Right there! That should be enough for them to promote me, right? Right?
     
  20. shivkala

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    Well, might as well take advantage of this to get my entries in!

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    ...And, finally, ve are avare of ze problem vith ze lights many of you are referring to as "lens flare." Engineering has assured me zat zey are working on ze problem as ve speak. Thank you for your cooperation, dosvedanya.

    Meanwhile, on the set of Star Trek XII:

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    J.J. Abrams: Hmm, this is interesting. If I up the lens flare, you can't tell the stunt doubles from the real actors. That gives me an idea...

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    Anton Yelchin: Guys, guys, to come in under budget, J.J.'s going to replace us with our stunt doubles!