Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by Nerys Myk, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Herkimer Jitty Sweeps it Award

     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    And now the pics for this contest

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  3. Sector 7

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    Chekov: Sure, I am old enough to drink American whiskey, it was inwented in Leningrad! I can do zis!!

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  4. UFO

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    Chekov: I’m a little nervous, I have never made one of these before. Well let’s see, I like dancing and taking long walks on the beach …


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  5. M'Sharak

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    "Now I em de vun zat's cool."
     
  6. Herkimer Jitty

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    ё-мое! Unexpected megawin. Cheers, mate.

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    Chekov: "Hi. Pavel Chekov here. Just talking tonight about some things I'm really excited about. John Carter, looks killer.Um, played Angry Birds last night, for like 7 straight hours."

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  7. UFO

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    Kirk: I'll be damned Chekov! I thought you were joking about putting a video link in your bathroom.
     
  8. Mr. Laser Beam

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    The new "Running Chekov" threadbomb left much to be desired.
     
  9. M'Sharak

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    Kermit flail!​
     
  10. jespah

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    And zis one goes out to all ze little old leddies from Leningrad. Feelings ....

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    Keptin! I hev found ze other roller skate!!
     
  11. Maurice

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    CHEKOV: Vhy do I only see penises vhenever I do vebcam chat roulette?



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  12. Vassa

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  13. UFO

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    Crewman: Young people, always in a hurry. Oh, and back in the day we called it "hoovering".
     
  14. M'Sharak

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    CHEKOV: No, no - I said "vax," not "wacuum".
     
  15. Franklin

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    Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line.
    For those of you who prefer live theater, we have a real treat. At 19:30 on the ship's main stage, the Karidian Company, joining us from Planet Q, will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet". The great Anton Karidian, himself is in the title role. After the play, the captain will be hosting a reception for the company in the ship's lounge. All are inwited to attend.
    This ends the announcements. Thank you.
     
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    Running as fast as he can to get to the transporter room, Chekov finally catches a glimpse of Khan Noonien Singh just as Khan and the last group of his followers are beamed down to Ceti Alpha V.
     
  17. UFO

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    Oh, I almost forgot. We had hoped to precede "Titanic" with a rare glimsp of "Away from it all" AKA "The Gondola Sketch" from Life of Brian (ah memories!). Sadly we will have to make do with a docu-drama about James Cameron’s voyage to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Truely a new low in film making.
     
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  19. Jonas Grumby

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    Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

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    Chekov: Get me off this ship! I made a pass at Uhura and Spock is coming for me!