Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Nerys Myk, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Spock: "I can shout louder!"

    Villain: "No, I can!!!!"
     
  2. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK: No...LOUDER!!! LOUDER!!!

    You can shout as loud as I can if you just try hard enough!!!"
     
  3. Herkimer Jitty

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    Quinto: "I christen thee Shouty Cumberbund!"

    Cumberbatch: "What about Shouty Mitchell?! Or Gary Shoutybatch!? Or Gartherbatch of Shoutzar?!"

    Quinto: "Those are good ones! Mugato Cumberbatch is good too, but the thread reference is a bit obscure!"

    Cumberbatch:
    "Yeah, true. How 'bout you just call me 'Khan'?"

    [Quinto nerve pinches him.]
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK: My Prime self knew Khan...

    He served alongside Captain Kirk when he battled with Khan...

    Khan was a blood enemy of his...


    And YOU, sir, are no Khan!!!
     
  5. Franklin

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    Quinto: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!
    Cumberbatch: No, Zach. It's Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! The "h" comes before the "a," and there are only twenty of them, not twenty-four.
    Quinto: It matters? How can it matter? Who's going to know the difference?
    Cumberbatch: All the conventions you've been to, and you're asking me if they'll know the difference?
     
  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    STAND IN SPOCK: Rebooting again? I'd better call Sarek and have him fix up the guest room for another "cousin".
     
  7. cooleddie74

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    QUINTO: See this area of Mr. Cumberbatch's shoulder? You paying attention?

    DON'T try to pinch him here. He's really, really ticklish at this spot...and he'll start giggling like a little girl. You'll never get him to stop...
     
  8. Enterprise is Great

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    Bow down before me Cumberbatch...I am the true star of this here Hollywood movie.
     
  9. T'Girl

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    Cumberbatch: "Cadet huh. When do they make me Captain of the ship?"

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  10. Herkimer Jitty

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    Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

    Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    CUMBERBATCH: Maybe doing this movie was a bad idea...

    How do I get out of my CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-tract?!?
     
  12. Enterprise is Great

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    Spock: PWNED!

    Cumberbatch: Noooooooooooooooooo!

    or

    Quinto: Who are you playing in this movie?

    Cumberbatch: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
     
  13. Herkimer Jitty

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    Uhura: "Somebody pin this thread, or else there won't be another episode of Sherlock ever again!"
     
  14. Finn

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    Uhura: Mr. Adventure,....
     
  15. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Fixed :)