Star Trek XI Caption Contest #36: Who's That Little Old Man?

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  1. Nerys Myk

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  2. Nerys Myk

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    And now, this months pics:

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  3. Skywalker

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    Spock: "Does this look infected to you?"
     
  4. Franklin

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    Kirk: My uncle used to say, "Pull my finger." This is just the same thing, but with your thumb. I didn't fall for it then, and I won't fall for it, now.
     
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  5. Deranged Nasat

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    Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

    Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

    Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
     
  6. UFO

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    Spock: Don't worry. This will hurt me more than it hurts you ... .


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    "Scotty": I'm afraid you've got me confused with some other Montgomery Scott, but ... oh, what the hell.


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    Kirk: You know, a good moisturiser can do wonders nowadays.


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    Kirk: Spock, this place looks just like Engineering on the Enterprise.

    Scotty: Nay laddie, I think you'll find there aren't as many pipes and tanks.

    Kirk: Oh.
     
  7. Skywalker

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    Spock: "No, he is too wiry. Perhaps in another thirty years..."
     
  8. Franklin

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    Pine (to himself): My God, is that a booger on his finger? It is! Geez, really Mr. Nimoy? I can't let him touch my face with that. Think fast, Chris.
    Pine (shouting outloud): Rastifarian!
    Abrams (off camera): Cut! What the hell?
    Pine (to himself): Whew!
     
  9. LeadHead

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    Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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    Spock: We have determined that You stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
     
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    Spock: "Talk to the hand, bitch."

    Kirk: "O.k." (he turns to face the hand) "Mr. Hand, I need to know how to get under future you's skin."

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    Spock: "I'm Moe" (he motions to his right) "This is Curly" (he motions to Kirk) "And this is Larry."

    Kirk: "Wait, I'm Larry?"
     
  11. UFO

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    Spock: Now watch my hand. You're getting sleepy, verrrry sleepy ...
     
  12. Jonas Grumby

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    Nimoy: "Just pretend I'm holding up my Vulcan Diplomatic I.D. card. The effects guys will put it in later."
    Pine: "What...but...?"
    Nimoy: "I know, I know. This CGI stuff is getting way out of hand."
     
  13. Vassa

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    Spock:Yo Jimmy, check it out! Quack! Quack!

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    Spock:Mr. Scott, I've never encountered a species like your assistant before. What is his planet of origin?
    Scotty: Oh he's just something I threw together in the transporter buffer.
     
  14. TiberiusMaximus

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    Spock: I am not the Vulcan you are looking for.
     
  15. UFO

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    Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
     
  16. Alrik

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    Kirk: "You're right. You do have one hell of a long life line. Does that run in the family?"

    Spock: "My father was very long lived."

    Kirk: "And your mom?"

    Spock: "That is a little more complicated."
     
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    Spock: "That face you make....look I so old to young eyes?

    Scotty: "No. Of course not."

    Kirk: "Wait...WHAT?!"
     
  18. Jonas Grumby

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    Scotty: "I guess the short dude's Yoda. The young guy must be Skywalker. You Obi Wan or what?"
    Spock: "The damage to the timeline is worse than I thought!"
     
  19. UFO

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    Scotty: Spock you say? I met a Spock once, back at the academy. Now he was a cold, emotionless, arrogant, inflexible son of a …

    Kirk: Yeah, that’s the captain all right! Er, no offence.
     
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  20. LeadHead

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    Scotty: I was dating this girl named Uhura and the bloody bastard swooped in and swept her away.

    Kirk: Spock and Uhura? Okay, I can see that...

    Scotty: Then he slept with my Orion rebound girl, Gaila. Right after she told me She thought she loved me...

    Kirk: Wait, What?!
     

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