Star Trek Rules

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Dfros, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Sumghai

    Sumghai Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Rule 37

    At the next possible moment, a hairstylist must be within an arm's reach of any major female character, especially in combat or hazardous situations.
     
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2012
  2. T'Cal

    T'Cal Commodore Commodore

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    38. When ever Worf accompanies Picard on an away mission, the Captain will be captured.
     
  3. Mr_Homn

    Mr_Homn Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    39. Given enough preparation, Batman always wins, even if pitted against Kirk, Picard, or Q.
     
  4. Methos

    Methos Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Rule 40. Any ship named "Enterprise", regardless of captain or crew, will always end up in the most absurd and extreme situations known to Starfleet.

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  5. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Commodore Commodore

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    Rule 41:
    The starship Enterprise is always the only ship in the quadrant. As in the Alpha Quadrant? Where the hell did everybody go?
     
  6. Use of Time

    Use of Time Commodore Commodore

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    Rule 42. If you attain the rank of Admiral, you will immediately become an asshole.
     
  7. Cmdr.Druss

    Cmdr.Druss Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Rule 43. During hostile or dangerous situations, always ignore the advice of your Chief of Security
     
  8. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Commodore Commodore

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    Rule 44: All starship control panels contain fireworks. And will explode with the slightest provacation.
     
  9. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Rule 47 The number 47 shows up 47 a lot 47 more often 47 than it 47 statistically should 47.